Report - Simmons Won't Report

[Handlogten's Heros]

For teh lulz.

In Ben’s defense it was actually a shooting drill and he didn’t drop the ball… that was just where his shot landed. Can’t blame him for running out the gym.

 

[NAOS]

Ben’s behavior suggests he’s trying to find a new angle on being the most defensive player of the year.

 

[Douchebag K]

Simmons puts the douche and the bag in douchebag.

ffs leave me out of this

 

[Douchebag K]

none of this is any surprise. He's been like this since he was just into high school. Full marks to the Sixers for standing up to him even tho it'll cost them trade value in the end.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

none of this is any surprise. He's been like this since he was just into high school. Full marks to the Sixers for standing up to him even tho it'll cost them trade value in the end.

Yeah but their plan is backfiring. He’s not
Doing the competitive Jimmy BS… he’s doing the pouty baby BS… at this rate they gonna get the Minnesota poo poo platter for him… they headed towards a sit him out all year and get nothing for him scenario.

 

[jom2003]

The man could be so much more, but he decided to settle for poor man version of Draymond

 

[infection]

The man could be so much more, but he decided to settle for poor man version of Draymond

Rich man’s Michael Carter-Williams.

 

[jom2003]

Rich man’s Michael Carter-Williams.

MCW could shoot...... 25% career 3pt shooter meaning every four shots he's taking from deep will go in. That's why I won't call Simmons a rich man version of anybody.

 

[Douchebag K]

Yeah but their plan is backfiring. He’s not
Doing the competitive Jimmy BS… he’s doing the pouty baby BS… at this rate they gonna get the Minnesota poo poo platter for him… they headed towards a sit him out all year and get nothing for him scenario.

yeah but i don't care what Philly get for him. All i care about is his humiliation

 

[LogGrad98]

Good good, the Schadenfreude is strong in this thread!

 

[yamers]

prime time diva. Guy is such a clown. moaned about roty while being a 2nd year player, moaned about DPOY, and now won't even show up for his own team.

 

[LogGrad98]

prime time diva. Guy is such a clown. moaned about roty while being a 2nd year player, moaned about DPOY, and now won't even show up for his own team.

Well he hasn't been showing up for his team when it counts anyway, so no surprise there.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

So I promise this will turn into a mental wellness narrative... eventually there will be some that shame sports folks for being critical of BS. That is the natural place for this narrative to head. I think there is some truth to it to be honest.

 

[slc]

Can Sixers void his contract for what he is doing?

 

[David Hume]

“There is a lack of distinctive, firm character in this man, Benjamin Simmons. Most of us have forthright social and moral sentiments that allow us to contribute to the common good, even when our sensibilities are under the influence of ale and the other spirits such as rum. Go forth, Ben! Play with your team. JazzFanz shall rightfully and righteously mock you if you fail in this regard.”

 

[NAOS]

Yeah but their plan is backfiring. He’s not
Doing the competitive Jimmy BS… he’s doing the pouty baby BS… at this rate they gonna get the Minnesota poo poo platter for him… they headed towards a sit him out all year and get nothing for him scenario.

How do I voice my support for this scenario? I want Ben to be eligible for (and win, of course!) rookie of the year next season.

 

[infection]

Where are those two twats who would do nothing here but boost Exum and Simmons? They really hated Donovan.

 

[Douchebag K]

Where are those two twats who would do nothing here but boost Exum and Simmons? They really hated Donovan.

utahjazz and utahjazz32 ?? that 13 yo kid is still in his parents house masturbating i think

 

[Gameface]

Surprise surprise, the biggest douchebag in the NBA is a douchebag. Who could have seen this coming?

 

[Rubashov]

utahjazz and utahjazz32 ?? that 13 yo kid is still in his parents house masturbating i think

I was in the kids house doing the same this morning