straight-dumb facts

[Mongoose]

Harpring played football
Gordon plays video games
Burke plays with himself
Hood played for Coach K at Duke

 

[str8line]

1. Troy Burks will have a breakout season
2. Gordan Haywood will be an all star this season
3. Eric Favor will be our 2nd best offense player this season
4. Trej Miles will look worse than rookie C.J. Miles this year
5. Donta Exon will end up as the next Raul Lopez
6. Rudi Gorbet will look worse than JaVale McGee when teams finally find out how to play him

It's Zsa Zsa Favor. Get it straight, Sauerkraut.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Every Utah Jazz player has had exactly ten fingers and one penis. Coincidence or evidence of alien intervention?

The fact that u know every player has only one dong is disturbing

 

[Hekate]

I don't remember it but I and Mehmet Okur were neighbours.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Gobert is ostertag number 2

ncoloradojazz is retard number 1

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Little known fact -- Matt Harpring played football.

Seriously? I've never heard this before. Tell us more!

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I don't remember it but I and Mehmet Okur were neighbours.

This one bends my brain.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

John Stockton and Jeff Hornacek used to be neighbors in The Cottonwoods.

One day, a long time ago, I saw Antoine Carr buy a fruit pie at a convenience store near Westminster College. He paid for it with a credit card.

Mark Eaton has a really tall front door.

Dennis Lindsay spends very little time in his front yard.

 

[moevillini]

Jazzfannz is a basketball forum, not a music forum

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Jazzfannz is a basketball forum, not a music forum

How about Jazzfanz?

 

[b_line]

Mark Eaton's wife is incredibly short. Like 4'11" short.

Mark Eaton loves to ride horses. He rides a clydesdale, and his wife rides a horse that looks like lil sebastian.

When Mark Eaton rides his horse, even though it is a giant horse, it still looks abnormally small.

Mark Eaton was jumping on his trampoline last time I saw him. He could step on it like a step stool, and he looked rather ridiculous jumping on a trampoline.

 

[b_line]

Thurl Bailey almost bought Steve Young's house in Riverton. How do I know this? Steve Young is my uncle. And his house was pretty cool, it had a climbing wall, basketball court, raquetball court and workout room in the guest house. The regular house was pretty massive. Three kitchens, 10 bathrooms, many leather bound books, etc.

 

[b_line]

As a teenager, I helped fix the water slide at Karl Malones house one summer.

 

[addictionary]

I don't remember it but I and Mehmet Okur were neighbours.

I used to play streetball on the same court with Memo. Good days.

Memo was actually an energetic dunker back in Turkey days at TOFAS.


my favorite line-up: rudy-favors-gordon-alec-trey

 

[addictionary]

Jazzfannz is a basketball forum, not a music forum

Nah it is a forum that people who support the same team and some other people who care to chat with them gather and talk about any possible thing.

my favorite line-up: rudy-favors-gordon-alec-trey

 

[b_line]

Nah it is a forum that people who support the same team and some other people who care to chat with them gather and talk about any possible thing.

my favorite line-up: rudy-favors-gordon-alec-trey

She is talking about the fact that some people might think it was a forum for fans of jazz music.

 

[addictionary]

She is talking about the fact that some people might think it was a forum for fans of jazz music.

oh Ok.

my favorite line-up: rudy-favors-gordon-alec-trey

 

[Hekate]

This one bends my brain.

Born in the smallest city of Turkey.

I used to play streetball on the same court with Memo. Good days.

Memo was actually an energetic dunker back in Turkey days at TOFAS.


my favorite line-up: rudy-favors-gordon-alec-trey

I wasn't born back then but my parents were also neighbours with Şebnem Ferah. Hard to not know everybody in Yalova.

 

[Miggs]

Stockton was really good.

You obviously don't know what a fact is.

 

[addictionary]

Born in the smallest city of Turkey.



I wasn't born back then but my parents were also neighbours with Şebnem Ferah. Hard to not know everybody in Yalova.

Love her. such a cool woman.

my favorite line-up: rudy-favors-gordon-alec-trey