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dalamon said:
What does this even mean?
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Meaning, it's real smooth (except not) to make a joke to a female (that obviously has a level of class --- pissing you off right now, huh Dala?) about posting a 'shirtless' pic .. c'mon bro .. you are in desperate need of some lessons.
 
PKM said:
Meaning, it's real smooth (except not) to make a joke to a female (that obviously has a level of class --- pissing you off right now, huh Dala?) about posting a 'shirtless' pic .. c'mon bro .. you are in desperate need of some lessons.
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PKM's Lessons To Getting Chicks:

1. Get Money
2. **** Bitches
 
PKM said:
Meaning, it's real smooth (except not) to make a joke to a female (that obviously has a level of class --- pissing you off right now, huh Dala?) about posting a 'shirtless' pic .. c'mon bro .. you are in desperate need of some lessons.
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Except I wasn't making a joke; rather, I was telling her that she didn't have it as bad as someone, like me, did. Man, what the hell did they teach you back in 'Tuck?
 
^^ Hey you said dicks. I'm telling mommy.
 
Reading PKM's posts. However, it works out in the end though, as I have my printer working overtime with every post he types. Too much ***-wiping material, not enough visits to the ****ter.
 
dalamon said:
Reading PKM's posts. However, it works out in the end though, as I have my printer working overtime with every post he types. Too much ***-wiping material, not enough visits to the ****ter.
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Your *** must be really irritated from wiping with computer paper.
 
I thought of another one. When there are multiple exit lanes in the interstate, and someone cuts you off to be in the exit-only lane, only to change lanes on the exit ramp.
 
nightmare3983 said:
There are a LOT of people that turn left into the wrong lane. It's better to be safe and delay people a few minutes than get in a potentially dangerous accident and delay the people behind you even more.
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Gameface, if you really took the attitude you do in Oregon, you'd be getting your car fixed EVERY GODDAMN day. Driving there was a nightmare. What Nightmare posts here happens like it's the norm there.
 
Piggybacking off of some of the driving-based posts a couple pages back...when people are getting off the on-ramp, transitioning onto a major roadway and slow the **** down, sometimes to a stop, despite there being what is called, an acceleration lane. Accelerate mother ****ers. Accelerate and work seamlessly into traffic!
 
Wes Mantooth said:
Piggybacking off of some of the driving-based posts a couple pages back...when people are getting off the on-ramp, transitioning onto a major roadway and slow the **** down, sometimes to a stop, despite there being what is called, an acceleration lane. Accelerate mother ****ers. Accelerate and work seamlessly into traffic!
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agree 1,000,000%. Same for merging. No need to come to a stop, make a damn gap for the guy in front of you and take your spot from the guy behind you and keep moving.
 
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