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Big ****ing one here. To turn my iPhone on, I have to hold my iPhone buttons down for like five seconds…the Apple icon appears on my screen…then it only takes like 90 million more ****ing seconds for it to actually turn on so I can use it. It’s 2025 for ****’s sake. This is supposed to be state of the art technology. And yet it takes what feels like an eternity to just turn on. **** off, Apple.
 
Big ****ing one here. To turn my iPhone on, I have to hold my iPhone buttons down for like five seconds…the Apple icon appears on my screen…then it only takes like 90 million more ****ing seconds for it to actually turn on so I can use it. It’s 2025 for ****’s sake. This is supposed to be state of the art technology. And yet it takes what feels like an eternity to just turn on. **** off, Apple.

I have the same issue with the button on my girlfriend.
 
I did a deal with a dude on Monday to cut a huge tree down in my backyard, the tree has been dropping huge branches and needs to go cause it isn't safe. So I made my deal but I've got to pay the guy cash so i went out today to withdraw the cash. So i got home and im doing the washing and my jeans are in the way, so I kick them, with that my wallet falls out and ****ing cash goes everywhere. I suppose i was lucky, there wasn't a stripper in sight.
 
I did a deal with a dude on Monday to cut a huge tree down in my backyard, the tree has been dropping huge branches and needs to go cause it isn't safe. So I made my deal but I've got to pay the guy cash so i went out today to withdraw the cash. So i got home and im doing the washing and my jeans are in the way, so I kick them, with that my wallet falls out and ****ing cash goes everywhere. I suppose i was lucky, there wasn't a stripper in sight.
At your house I highly doubt that. More like, lucky one of them didn't get out of the basement.
 
Every episodes of “Cops” will have cops only saying good things about where they’re working such as “I’m so lucky to be with a great group of guys”.

They never say anything negative.
 
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