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Big ****ing one here. To turn my iPhone on, I have to hold my iPhone buttons down for like five seconds…the Apple icon appears on my screen…then it only takes like 90 million more ****ing seconds for it to actually turn on so I can use it. It’s 2025 for ****’s sake. This is supposed to be state of the art technology. And yet it takes what feels like an eternity to just turn on. **** off, Apple.
 
Miggs said:
Big ****ing one here. To turn my iPhone on, I have to hold my iPhone buttons down for like five seconds…the Apple icon appears on my screen…then it only takes like 90 million more ****ing seconds for it to actually turn on so I can use it. It’s 2025 for ****’s sake. This is supposed to be state of the art technology. And yet it takes what feels like an eternity to just turn on. **** off, Apple.
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I have the same issue with the button on my girlfriend.
 
I did a deal with a dude on Monday to cut a huge tree down in my backyard, the tree has been dropping huge branches and needs to go cause it isn't safe. So I made my deal but I've got to pay the guy cash so i went out today to withdraw the cash. So i got home and im doing the washing and my jeans are in the way, so I kick them, with that my wallet falls out and ****ing cash goes everywhere. I suppose i was lucky, there wasn't a stripper in sight.
 
Rubashov said:
I did a deal with a dude on Monday to cut a huge tree down in my backyard, the tree has been dropping huge branches and needs to go cause it isn't safe. So I made my deal but I've got to pay the guy cash so i went out today to withdraw the cash. So i got home and im doing the washing and my jeans are in the way, so I kick them, with that my wallet falls out and ****ing cash goes everywhere. I suppose i was lucky, there wasn't a stripper in sight.
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At your house I highly doubt that. More like, lucky one of them didn't get out of the basement.
 
Every episodes of “Cops” will have cops only saying good things about where they’re working such as “I’m so lucky to be with a great group of guys”.

They never say anything negative.
 
Sardines said:
Breakfast burritos

You take better ingredients out of the burrito and put worse ingredients in and call it a breakfast burrito and people go nuts for it.

How is egg and potato better in a burrito than rice and beans? Like you don't get enough potato in your life, you need to put it in your burrito?
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I agree and I dont even like rice or beans. Still prefer regular burrito with steak or chicken or pork and some pico and guac and whatnot. Not a fan of the breakfast burrito.
 
fishonjazz said:
I agree and I dont even like rice or beans. Still prefer regular burrito with steak or chicken or pork and some pico and guac and whatnot. Not a fan of the breakfast burrito.
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I only like breakfast burritos if it's shredded potatoes like diner hashbrowns swimming in butter, lightly crispy, and not too much potato. Cannot stand biting into a huge hunk of overcooked potato in a burrito wrapper when that's all you get for most of the stupid thing.

But really the king of the burritos is rancherito's carne asada burrito, which comes loaded with pico and guac. Open it up and add in some pickled jalapenos and damn, that's ****ing fire. Beats any breakfast burrito any day.
 
Sardines said:
Breakfast burritos

You take better ingredients out of the burrito and put worse ingredients in and call it a breakfast burrito and people go nuts for it.

How is egg and potato better in a burrito than rice and beans? Like you don't get enough potato in your life, you need to put it in your burrito?
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Heathen!!! Egg, cheese, potato, avocado, maybe a tomato relish, how can you say no?
 
LogGrad98 said:
I only like breakfast burritos if it's shredded potatoes like diner hashbrowns swimming in butter, lightly crispy, and not too much potato. Cannot stand biting into a huge hunk of overcooked potato in a burrito wrapper when that's all you get for most of the stupid thing.

But really the king of the burritos is rancherito's carne asada burrito, which comes loaded with pico and guac. Open it up and add in some pickled jalapenos and damn, that's ****ing fire. Beats any breakfast burrito any day.
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I like the Ranchero Burrito from Rancherito's. Mostly like the Carne Asada but with tomato and jalapeno.
 
I hate eggs. My kid was eating a hard boiled egg one day, and I had to leave the room or I was going to throw up. The only way I can deal with them is scrambled, or an omelet (which is basically fancy scrambled).
 
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