"The Man", Official JazzFanz Novel!

[ema]

A new game for off-basketball times. Our main charachter is "The Man".

Rules of the game:

1) Stay within the JazzFanz Forum Rules.

2) Continue the story from where the previous post left off. Feel free to change the course of the story but try to maintain the current theme of the previous posts.

I will compile this thread and put it together as a PDF or something after we are done. I'm pretty sure it will be a best seller.

Starting with the second post of the thread. Here we go...

 

[ema]

"You don't know about me without you have read a book by the name of 'The Man'", said The Man.

"But that ain't no matter", he continued with a sly smile on his face. "You will read!"

Then, he stood up straight and paced towards his room. He opened the door slowly and walked into the room calmly. It was dark.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Um, wut??

 

[Dr. Jones]

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[ema]

Um, wut??

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Off Topic. Negged, accordingly.

 

[addictionary]

"You don't know about me without you have read a book by the name of 'The Man'", said The Man.

"But that ain't no matter", he continued with a sly smile on his face. "You will read!"

Then, he stood up straight and paced towards his room. He opened the door slowly and walked into the room calmly. It was dark.

He reached the wall and slided his hands to find the switch as he felt something tickling his hand. He regardlessly found the switch, turned on the lights just to see the winged cockroach walking on his hand. He had amazing reflexes which were going to come in real handy in the near future events that he was not aware of yet. He turned his hand quickly back to the wall to smash the bug. But those were amazing creatures that were hard to beat. It flew back to the light with an irritating sound. Then he grabbed the nearest magazine and rolled it, ready for attack.

 

[ema]

He approached the bug insidiously and when he is nearby it he brought the rolled paper down onto the revolting cockroach with all of his power, only to realize that it was PKM's face that he hit. He immediately ran out of the room and closed the door to lock PKM inside. PKM was hurt and screaming in an unprecedented anger.

 

[addictionary]

~off novel~
LoL
~off novel~

 

[Gameface]

PKM ran under the crack at the bottom of the door and morphed back into his human form. He snatched the rolled up magazine from the hands of The Man and raised it, about to strike. The magazine, however, was a new edition of Off Roading Monthy that PKM hadn't read yet. He calmly moved to the couch, sat down and began flipping through the pages.

 

[One Brow]

The Man chortled over his cleverly disguising The Man as a the new edition of Off Roading Monthly.

 

[One Brow]

"You don't know about me without you have read a book by the name of 'The Man'", said The Man.

Off story: Book names are supposed to be underlined.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

The Man chortled over his cleverly disguising The Man as a the new edition of Off Roading Monthly.

He stopped laughing when...

 

[Gameface]

...he felt the barrel of a gun pressed against the small of his back.

 

[ema]

He said, "Easy man, easy!"

 

[bigb]

Bigb walked in and said "you guys are really freaking weird".

 

[Deleted member 848]

His fear morphed to delight when he realized that it wasn't a gun barrel--


It was actually....

 

[Darkwing Duck]

The man for an instant felt the gun off his back and then heard the gun fire. Bigbhaas fell in a lump on the ground so hard that everyone within a five mile block heard it.

The man heard a garbled voice as the gun was pressed again against his back, "Anyone else have something to say?"

 

[Darkwing Duck]

His fear morphed to delight when he realized that it wasn't a gun barrel--


It was actually....

I was going to post something to the affect that if ANYONE was to bring something like this up, I was outta here. Seems that will be the case.

 

[ema]

The man coughed "use", coughed again "off topic" and coughed once again "when you have something to say out of the novel"

It was a long cough...