"The Man", Official JazzFanz Novel!
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Looks like my work here is done
He said as he holstered his gun.
"BigB was a mole and you fell for it. You're slipping. If you're not careful this whole thing is going to fall apart. Hopefully I got him before he was able to reveal out location."
UGLI baby
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All of a sudden, the outer door opened. After several footfalls, a very beautiful, young and sexy lady with long black hairs appeared by the hall. She gazed on two enraged men and asked furiously...
"Where is PKM?"
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"Who are you?!?!" Inquired BigB, in disbelief
The woman looked both ways, evidently discomforted.
"Hack", she whispered.
The woman looked both ways, evidently discomforted.
"Hack", she whispered.
UGLI baby
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"Put your pants back on j_f!!" Proclaimed the Man. "Nobody wants to see your hairs."
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lLMAO
The resurrected bigb said "dal, you burnt the popcorn again. You really are worthless. "
was near, it seemed.
At least as far as PKM was concerned. bigb attempted to shield his eyes from Hack, who was sending the mental equivalent of rusty daggers into PKM's cowered and wilting frame.
"Baby, it's not what you think", he puttered with an audible click in his throat. "I was just..."
"Let me guess", Hack whispered with the soft cruelty that only a woman who has worn the pants her entire marriage can pull off.
"You thought you were going to meet up with that Candian boy again, right? The skinny little bitch who likes to rap for all of his "homies" on the You Tubez? He's been dead for two weeks."
Two weeks passed.
*** Spoiler alert for Gameface***
It turns out the burnt popcorn smell was not only burnt popcorn, but also a deadly airborne poison.
Dal kept his promise to his long dead uncle Achmed.
While he knew the popcorn would kill him in the process, he had to kill all of the self proclaimed leaders of Jazzfanz nation.
His mission was a sucksess. All of the Jazzfanz poker player secret combination mafia were dead. Only Mrs. Jason got away, so he could only hope his accomplice would finish the job.
It turns out the burnt popcorn smell was not only burnt popcorn, but also a deadly airborne poison.
Dal kept his promise to his long dead uncle Achmed.
While he knew the popcorn would kill him in the process, he had to kill all of the self proclaimed leaders of Jazzfanz nation.
His mission was a sucksess. All of the Jazzfanz poker player secret combination mafia were dead. Only Mrs. Jason got away, so he could only hope his accomplice would finish the job.
So, ECTYA went immediately in search of Mrs Jason. He wouldn't leave his best friend's death for nothing, he was determined to complete the mission. But it wouldn't be an easy task to find her. She was a real lurker for a long time and she certainly knew how to hide. Maybe The Man could help ECTYA. So he decided to find The Man first. He got in his car and took the road to a striptease bar that was run by the toughest procurer of Taylorsville, E.J. Wells aka, The Big Trout.
CitizenofCapua
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Then babe woke up in a sweat and with dissapointment for it just being a dream. She turned on his computer and log on to Jazzfanz and she posted those words above to "JazzFanz novel" thread then she woke up in a sweat again. She silently said "WTF is going on!?" to not awake home folks. Then she heard someone was knocking on the door.. "Knock, knock, knock!", "who's there?" she said with bated breath. "The man" on the door loudly said "Leonardo Di-Caprio! I need to tell you something."