Utah Jazz vs Phoenix Suns.... the gobert drinking game game

[fishonjazz]

I guess no one is going to make a gamethread so im gonna do it. Therefore it shall suck.

Going to try a gobert themed drinking game for this one.

Gobert block = shot
Gobert dunk= shot
Gobert makes 2 free throws on a trip to the line = shot
Gobert Salute = 2 shots

I guess that he will have 3 dunks, 3 blocks, one trip to the line where he makes both free throws, and zero salutes.
So about a 7 shots game from him tonight. Hopefully he does better than that. In case he does not, I will bring numerous beers into the mix.

 

[fishonjazz]

Any suggestions on alterations to the Gobert drinking game are welcome

 

[fishonjazz]

I got 7 (my Gobliteration prediction) shots poured and ready waiting in the fridge for me

 

[fishonjazz]

 

[RJF]

I'd be passed out by that point. Haven't had a drink since October. Super lightweight...

 

[RJF]

I got 7 (my Gobliteration prediction) shots poured and ready waiting in the fridge for me

Why wait?!

 

[fishonjazz]

Why wait?!

Got to respect the game!

 

[Spinoza]

I think a Burke style drinking game would be better for you fishonjazz.

Burke takes a shot: shot
Burke dribbles for more than 10 seconds: shot
Burke gets beat by defender: shot

Burke has been playing better lately though, so perhaps you won't end up in the hospital.

 

[MT Steve]

I think a Burke style drinking game would be better for you fishonjazz.

Burke takes a shot: shot
Burke dribbles for more than 10 seconds: shot
Burke gets beat by defender: shot

fishonjazz is a good guy, why do you want him dead?

 

[dong2ha]

you will need 7 shots for the first half fish good luck

 

[nateboz]

I just had vision. Exum is going to dunk on someone tonight.

 

[sgjazzfan]

I think a Burke style drinking game would be better for you fishonjazz.

Burke takes a shot: shot
Burke dribbles for more than 10 seconds: shot
Burke gets beat by defender: shot

Burke has been playing better lately though, so perhaps you won't end up in the hospital.

Burke misses shot: shot. If he makes it, minus 1 shot (meaning you don't have to take one the next time it comes up). You play a game like you suggest, even an Irishman would pass out by halftime.

 

[Watcher]

Burke is out tonight

 

[Jamezz]

Game time! I think this one might be close

 

[nateboz]

I wonder when Hood will get hurt again.

 

[RJF]

No signal from Spanish Fork cable. I guess I'll hit the sack early since I do work tomorrow. ****ty!

 

[Spinoza]

Burke misses shot: shot. If he makes it, minus 1 shot (meaning you don't have to take one the next time it comes up). You play a game like you suggest, even an Irishman would pass out by halftime.

Not if you're playing with Tequila Rose or something.

 

[Ellipse]

I wish Exum had shot that instead of passing out.

 

[Ellipse]

There's one for ya, Fish

 

[fishonjazz]

Shot!