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Uggh Ben Gordon? Austin Daye is intriguing though, closest thing to Durant besides Durant if he could ever develop.
 
As much as people dislike Ben Gordon, he's not bad coming off your bench for 25-30 min a night. Provides a Jason Terry-like scoring punch.
 
Ben Gordan is what the problem is with todays NBA. He was signed to a turrible contract, he's uncoachable, he's never seen a shot he didn't like, plays little to no defense, he get's hurt all the time......and he's loaded with jailhouse tats! If the Jazz trade for this clown.....the team should be stripped of it membership, downsized and kicked out of the league!
 
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While I actually agree with you CJ, you are wrong about being loaded with "jailhouse tats". I count one.
 
Ben Gordan is what the problem is with todays NBA. He was signed to a turrible contract, he's uncoachable, he's never seen a shot he didn't like, plays little to no defense, he get's hurt all the time......and he's loaded with jailhouse tats! If the Jazz trade for this clown.....the team should be stripped of it membership, downsized and kicked out of the league!

So dramatic.
 
Well they are both 6'11 and highly skilled and coordinated. Daye just can't put it all together and isn't as athletic.
 
What in the hell does having multiple tattoos or "Jailhouse tats" have to do about anything when a trade is considered? PLUS GORDON ISNT EVEN TATTE'D UP. I'm not saying I like the trade, but "he has too many jailhouse tats?" .....REALLY? Does tattoos affect a players ability? HEY!! Maybe they should add it into the stat column!
NAME: PLAYER GUY
PPG: 26.5
AST: 6.3
REB: 5.6
JHT (JAIL-HOUSE TATS) 13.6
Give me a damn break. What the hell is wrong with you?
 
Does tattoos affect a players ability? HEY!! Maybe they should add it into the stat column!
NAME: PLAYER GUY
PPG: 26.5
AST: 6.3
REB: 5.6
JHT (JAIL-HOUSE TATS) 13.6

....I like that idea! JHT! And, yeah....I think the number of tats is a good or fair indicator of the players ability to run plays and think out on the court! After all, when you tat your body like some circus freak.....you can't possibly be dealing with a full deck and more than likely have a serious shortage of brain cells!
 
....I like that idea! JHT! And, yeah....I think the number of tats is a good or fair indicator of the players ability to run plays and think out on the court! After all, when you tat your body like some circus freak.....you can't possibly be dealing with a full deck and more than likely have a serious shortage of brain cells!

Really? So whats your excuse? You obviously fall on the short end of the stick when it comes to firing on all cylinders. I'll have you know that I have tattoos covering my chest, back, and both arms all the way to the wrist. I also am a district manager of 13 different retail stores in Las Vegas that total over 90 million dollars annually. I have tried to avoid drinking my own kool-aid on this one, but you leave me with no choice. Im sure that your flawless, pasty-white skin will treat you well during your lifetime. But sometimes its what comes out of your mouth that lets everyone know, that your short of a full deck. Not the ink thats on your skin. :) Enjoy your Kia.
 
I'll have you know that I have tattoos covering my chest, back, and both arms all the way to the wrist. I also am a district manager of 13 different retail stores in Las Vegas that total over 90 million dollars annually.

....so when your retail stores (Tattoo parlors?) go under....you'll be able to get a job at "Ringling Bros' Barnum and Bailey's Circus" as the worlds most tattooed ex-district manager in Vegas history! By the way, you visit clients in person or do most of your selling/communication over the phone or internet? Sounds like you'd scare the begeebeez out of me if I saw you in person!
 
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