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With 8 days left, SPEAKING THE #1 PICK INTO EXISTENCE!!! No churro talk allowed

Handlogten's Heros said:
It wasn’t for real… was just like a thought… but sounds like dude has been working… I just like those types because they will get every ounce of their potential as a player.
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Oh for sure. I mean the most obviously awesome skill about sexton is his drive/passion/attitude. He oozes hard work and desire on the court. Dude loves playing basketball. Tons of positive energy and passion. That is something that cant really be coached or taught into a guy. Either have it or dont. So glad Sexton has it and thats why, for me, he is a keeper. Plus I think that though it cant be coached or taught into a player I do think that playing with a guy like sexton and having a guy like him in the locker room can rub off on his teammates. Which is a good thing.
Many posters talk about trading him and never include him in the "keepers" list with lauri and kessler (and to a lesser extent, ochai) but he is one of my keepers.
 
Okay, so you know the “team 49” thing they tried to hype? I thought, hey, maybe there’s something here that if I ran the tankathon simulator that if we hit #1 on that last spin, that it was meant to be. So I clicked and counted out to 49 and… it wasn’t us. Then I had an epiphany that our draft pick would actually be starting on a new era of Jazz basketball at team 50, so I did one more spin. It also wasn’t us.
 
infection said:
Okay, so you know the “team 49” thing they tried to hype? I thought, hey, maybe there’s something here that if I ran the tankathon simulator that if we hit #1 on that last spin, that it was meant to be. So I clicked and counted out to 49 and… it wasn’t us. Then I had an epiphany that our draft pick would actually be starting on a new era of Jazz basketball at team 50, so I did one more spin. It also wasn’t us.
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I got #1 within 20 tries, and top 4 about six or seven times. I believe. . .
 
The churro has taken so many of you to the dark side. Please see the truth that the churro only wants us to be a first round exit team. It's not too late!
 
If people had more faith in the churro, we’d be about to start our WCF matchup while awaiting Tuesday’s results on the Timberwolves’ pick.
 
I must admit I don't even know how that whole churro cult originated as it had been long before I joined the forum but I am willing to believe. True story: only during the 20/21 season there was a churro stand parked in front of my job and we ended up with the first seed. Also if this pisses of @Thee Idiotic Minivan K it's even better!
 
The Churro must work this image won us game 7 against the Clippers and made them dismantle their team.
Ron Mexico said:
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Ron Mexico said:
Great thing about this jinx thread is if we dont win and move up we can blame this thead and the idiot that made it. But if we do win and move up obviously its now due to the churro.
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So few people understand. Strait is the gate and narrow is the way and few there be that find it.
 
Ron Mexico said:
Great thing about this jinx thread is if we dont win and move up we can blame this thead and the idiot that made it. But if we do win and move up obviously its now due to the churro.
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Lmao, you lost lost little idiot!! You clueless ignorant little idol worshipper. This thread will have nothing to do with the jazz not moving up because you and all your idol loving friends brought the churro in which has infected this thread.

And the prophet Thee Idiotic Minivan K did cry to the inhabitants of Jazzfanz.com, oh, ye that sin, lay down your idols, and your churros full of cinnamon goodness, and your calf’s made of gold that ye might be forgiven!

Thus saith, the prophet, Thee idiotic minivan K, ye reap what ye sow. If thou will sow churro’s it doth not grow. But if thou sowest the seeds of that which is pleasing unto the basketball god the one true deity thou shout reap the number one pick.

Then the great prophet, Thee idiotic minivan K stood fourth with great power and great conviction, and cried to all the idiots that stood before him and the great prophet Thee idiotic minivan, K, did cry repentance unto all the idiots in the land, repent, for that day is at hand. If ye do not repent cried Thee idiotic minivan K ye shall not be able to draft Wemby or even get Dick cried the basketball gods great prophet but ye shall receive thee 11th pick. And now when this happens the great prophet proclaimed there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth from the Utah jazz front office, saith Thee idiotic minivan K that great prophet. Ye will receive JHS, then all ye idiots will be lost forever in mediocrity and forever not getting better than the 5th seed of the playoffs, annd there shall be no titles, and thou shalt be led down to HELL!!! And on that great and terrible day all ye idiots shall look toward that great prophet Thee idiotic minivan K and cry, Lo if only we had listens to The idiotic minivan K we would have received, exaltation, and playoff glory but lo we the idiots of Jazzfanz waste away in ignorance being mocked by the great deceiver that devil the Churro.





So ya @Ron Mexico this won’t be my fault it will be yours and all those churro loving idiots. The only thing the churro has given us is mediocrity yet so many of you worship the damn thing. Good luck with that.
 
Thee Idiotic Minivan K said:
Lmao, you lost lost little idiot!! You clueless ignorant little idol worshipper. This thread will have nothing to do with the jazz not moving up because you and all your idol loving friends brought the churro in which has infected this thread.

And the prophet Thee Idiotic Minivan K did cry to the inhabitants of Jazzfanz.com, oh, ye that sin, lay down your idols, and your churros full of cinnamon goodness, and your calf’s made of gold that ye might be forgiven!

Thus saith, the prophet, Thee idiotic minivan K, ye reap what ye sow. If thou will sow churro’s it doth not grow. But if thou sowest the seeds of that which is pleasing unto the basketball god the one true deity thou shout reap the number one pick.

Then the great prophet, Thee idiotic minivan K stood fourth with great power and great conviction, and cried to all the idiots that stood before him and the great prophet Thee idiotic minivan, K, did cry repentance unto all the idiots in the land, repent, for that day is at hand. If ye do not repent cried Thee idiotic minivan K ye shall not be able to draft Wemby or even get Dick cried the basketball gods great prophet but ye shall receive thee 11th pick. And now when this happens the great prophet proclaimed there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth from the Utah jazz front office, saith Thee idiotic minivan K that great prophet. Ye will receive JHS, then all ye idiots will be lost forever in mediocrity and forever not getting better than the 5th seed of the playoffs, annd there shall be no titles, and thou shalt be led down to HELL!!! And on that great and terrible day all ye idiots shall look toward that great prophet Thee idiotic minivan K and cry, Lo if only we had listens to The idiotic minivan K we would have received, exaltation, and playoff glory but lo we the idiots of Jazzfanz waste away in ignorance being mocked by the great deceiver that devil the Churro.





So ya @Ron Mexico this won’t be my fault it will be yours and all those churro loving idiots. The only thing the churro has given us is mediocrity yet so many of you worship the damn thing. Good luck with that.
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You are all sorts of bad juju.

I am pretty sure you joined this message board and caused the great crash of 2010.
 
Are we doing any black magic to fix the lottery for us? I'm willing to donate a Dante Exum jersey as the "international man of mystery" ingredient of our potion in order to land Wemby.
 
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