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[LogGrad98]

Real Oakleys (custom), and not really so witty, but my kids gave it to me, so I like it. It says

"Multi-tasking: Screwing up several things at once."

These are my oaks. File photo here, but same style. Flack Jacket:

I have them engraved. Guess with what?




Yep.

LogGrad98

 

[NAOS]

Real Oakleys (custom), and not really so witty, but my kids gave it to me, so I like it. It says

"Multi-tasking: Screwing up several things at once."

These are my oaks. File photo here, but same style. Flack Jacket:

I have them engraved. Guess with what?




Yep.

LogGrad98

What's the significance behind LogGrad98? I quickly assumed it was some witticism about how you were a lawyer (then forgot about it). But, you look more like a police officer, haha.

 

[Archie Moses]

We are a bunch of goofy looking SOB's, aren't we?

 

[bigb]

Me with my youngest right before Easter.

Me and my two oldest kids before my first ever 5k last Saturday. Yes, that's snow on the grass behind us.

Me and Trout getting it on after the race.

 

[Surely]

No, no -- you read it wrong. It was supposed to mean, "Dude, I wouldn't step foot in an Asians house for all the tea in China. I don't want to get fleas.". Did you know that my middle name is, "Closer"? It is.

My wife is Asian. Does that mean that you have decided to not accept our invitation for dinner? We're having curry (the Japanese kind) with gyoza's (pot stickers) and katsudon.

 

[TroutBum]

My wife is Asian. Does that mean that you have decided to not accept our invitation for dinner? We're having curry (the Japanese kind) with gyoza's (pot stickers) and katsudon.

Dude, I dig Asian chicks -- no matter how old they are, they will forever look 18. Kudos, sir.

 

[LogGrad98]

Dude, I dig Asian chicks -- no matter how old they are, they will forever look 18. Kudos, sir.

Have at it.

 

[LogGrad98]

LogGrad98 = Logistics Graduate 1998

 

[Duck Rodgers]

When Trout says "Asians" he means Japanese of course. Chinese look like they are 30 a day out of the womb.

 

[freakazoid]

Me and Trout getting it on after the race.

Two things I get from this picture. 1) I'm guessing you've spent more than one halloween dressed up like Gene Simmons. 2) Trout's wife most likely married him for his personality.

 

[CONAN]

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[LogGrad98]

Ok so which one is you?

 

[babe]

Have at it.

You really don't know. . . . she's 110 or she's worked in the sun for eighty years, or both.

Judging straight across vs. paleface it's pretty much Asians' skin looks healthier and younger, especially vs. tanning salon victims.

but pretty much it's a matter of choice who you admire and why. Lo's of other issues come to mind.

 

[CONAN]

I miss that chair . . . and the hair.

 

[LogGrad98]

Embrace the Depilated Pate, that's what I say.

 

[Archie Moses]

This is my knee after surgery last Friday. Please, feel free to feel sorry for me.

 

[colton]

Please, feel free to feel sorry for me.

After that picture of your wife you posted last year? Forget about it. ;-)

 

[Scat]

Please, feel free to feel sorry for me.

After that picture of your wife you posted last year? Forget about it. ;-)

Why do you think she married him?

 

[Surely]

Dude, I dig Asian chicks -- no matter how old they are, they will forever look 18. Kudos, sir.

This made me laugh. Thanks. But it also reminded me of a saying I heard while serving in Japan. "It is easier to make a pretty girl Mormon than a Mormon girl pretty." (no offense to any Mormon girls out there, I'm just the messenger reporting what I heard.)

 

[UB]

Here's some good ones.

Frisbee golfing in Austin last month (**** the Rockets):

Original UB era:

I had to kick an *** or two:

I luv ewe gies.