LMAO
Calipari just had a live presser and I wish I had a transcript.
He was talking about starting 5 freshman for the first time in history and how much anxiety it creates for him because he has 20 things he sees they need to know NOW but they haven't grasped the first 5 yet... but anyway, he used that to talk about "knowing how to play the game" and he used himself as an example.
He said, "When I used to play I knew how to play the game. At the end of the game I would make a slow bounce pass to a fellow wing player. <asks reporter> Why would I make a slow bounce pass? (reporter asks, 'rather than a fast bounce pass?? I have no idea.') Because if I make a slow pass he'll be guarded and I'll be open and he can make a fast pass back to me and I can take the shot instead."
He said, "at the end of a game, tied up, game on the line, I've got the ball.. do I pass it to the open wing or pump fake? I pump fake 20 times so I get fouled and get to the line. I knew ALL the tricks."
<reporter asks> "So you were a selfish player?"
Cal said, "Yeah, I was selfish.. and that's the great thing about being old, these kids never got to see me play."
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There were some real gems but those were a couple that made me lol.