OK I thought this would be awesome in jive....I was right:
CP3 gots a sick A:TO ratio. 'S coo', bro. Jazz fans continuously bitch and overlook dis. Duzn't snatch me wrong. What it is, Mama! ah' love plum about everydin' about Williams. He's some ****in' rock solid, winna' rolln, all-put-gimme-a-championship-if-I-have-to-earn-it-myself son uh a bitch. Lop some boogie. Dis duzn't make him automatically #1. We gots spoiled and Utah traded Stockholm syndrom fo' Stockton syndrome. In an age uh point guards, it be possible D-Gots'ta ain't de best PG. Rondo, etc. Co' got d' beat! gots been nodin' sho't uh sick. Ya' know? Duzn't snatch dat away plum to pump air into D-Will's sail. Wid all dis said, ah' recon' whut Deron Williams adds t'dis team and brin's t'de table every raple game gots earned him an MVP discussion. 'S coo', bro. Top five. No doubt in mah' mind. Williams be about so's much mo'e dan stat sheets and bein' de best at his posishun.
Y'know, this doesn't help our reading level one bit!