Jimmer man-crush sections and Jimmer Hater sections were in full force tonight.
A group of guys in front of me booed every time he touched the ball. So I yelled, "JIMMER JIMMER JIMMER JIMMER JIMMER JIMMER!!..........gasp.........JIMMER JIMMER JIMMER JIMMER JIMMER!!!" at them every time they attempted to boo. It worked, they quit with bullcrap.
Then there were annoying Jimmer Fanatics behind me kept complaining that Jimmer didn't have the ball enough and I turned around and asked them, "Don't you just love Jimmer?" "If there was one guy that I'd push my hetero love for it's Jimmer. Don't you guys agree?" It made it really awkward and they stopped talking about him.
Aaaaaah, gotta love this bipolar state. After tonight, it's looking better and better everyday that Jimmer wasn't drafted by the Jazz. I won't have to deal with BYU and Utah/Utah State fans one-upping each other for heckles and cheers.