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Say Something about Joe Ingles

oneye said:
How do I get to where I can start new threads on this forum? A certain number of posts or something?
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I bet if you become a member with a donation to the site you could post... but I'm not sure about that.
 
The only real complaint I have about Ingles is he passes up too many shots. As is clear, we really need him to shoot. The extra pass would be great if we had a fuller team. We do not have that.
 
oneye said:
How do I get to where I can start new threads on this forum? A certain number of posts or something?
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Welcome to the forum

There are some steps before gaining such privileges:
i) Make Dr. Jones donate at least 1K to the site (pocket change for him)
ii) Ignore/block ncoloradojazz and Melo the Jazz killer
iii) Get in an argument with Cy (or contradicted)
iv) Make franklin say something negative (easy!)
v) Make fishionjazz give you a like for saying something positive about Burks
vi) Make sexualfavors smile (that's a hard one)
vii) Join any of Dalamon cults
viii) Decide whether you support the 'tank' or the 'bus'
and the easiest one
ix) Make fun of yamers (plenty of material in this thread)
 
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oneye said:
How do I get to where I can start new threads on this forum? A certain number of posts or something?
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Also, once you become an official poster (such and honour), don't forget the following:
i) Don't make our friendly aussie posters angry. That means avoiding talking **** about Joe or Exum
ii) Donovan Mitchell is God, Rudy his apostle. Don't dare starting your professional career as a poster with threads such as "Let's trade Rudy". Not yet. Maybe something along the lines "Donovan is the GOAT". That will give you some likes.
iii) Photoshop? People adores montages over here. Many, many likes your way
iv) Be grateful to JazzAvenues
v) Don't even dare to type 'Haywood' correctly. He should remain nameless.
vi) We still love Trevor Booker. On the other hand, Kanter supporters are usually not welcomed.
vii) Quin Snyder is a serial killer and he checks JF. Be careful.
And most importantly...
viii) Be nice!
 
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latin jazz said:
Also, once you become an official poster (such and honour), don't forget the following:
i) Don't make our friendly aussie posters angry. That means avoiding talking **** about Joe or Exum
ii) Donovan Mitchell is God, Rudy his apostle. Don't dare starting your professional career as a poster with threads such as "Let's trade Rudy". Not yet. Maybe something along the lines "Donovan is the GOAT". That will give you some likes.
iii) Photoshop? People adores montages over here. Many, many likes your way
iv) Be grateful to JazzAvenues
v) Don't even dare to type 'Haywood' correctly. He should remain nameless.
vi) We still love Trevor Booker. On the other hand, Kanter supporters are usually not welcomed.
vii) Quin Snyder is a serial killer and he checks JF. Be careful.
And most important...
viii) Be nice!
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Nah it's ok to talk **** about Ingles.... but not our future HOF X man :)
 
latin jazz said:
Welcome to the forum

There are some steps before gaining such privileges:
i) Make Dr. Jones donate at least 1K to the site (pocket change for him)
ii) Ignore/block ncoloradojazz and Melo the Jazz killer
iii) Get in an argument with Cy (or contradicted)
iv) Make franklin say something negative (easy!)
v) Make fishionjazz give you a like for saying something positive about Burks
vi) Make sexualfavors smile (that's a hard one)
vii) Join any of Dalamon cults
viii) Decide whether or not you support the 'tank' or the 'bus'
and the easiest one
ix) Make fun of yamers (plenty of material in this thread)
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latin jazz said:
Also, once you become an official poster (such and honour), don't forget the following:
i) Don't make our friendly aussie posters angry. That means avoiding talking **** about Joe or Exum
ii) Donovan Mitchell is God, Rudy his apostle. Don't dare starting your professional career as a poster with threads such as "Let's trade Rudy". Not yet. Maybe something along the lines "Donovan is the GOAT". That will give you some likes.
iii) Photoshop? People adores montages over here. Many, many likes your way
iv) Be grateful to JazzAvenues
v) Don't even dare to type 'Haywood' correctly. He should remain nameless.
vi) We still love Trevor Booker. On the other hand, Kanter supporters are usually not welcomed.
vii) Quin Snyder is a serial killer and he checks JF. Be careful.
And most important...
viii) Be nice!
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fairly succinct summery...
 
str8line said:
Yamers doesn't make lemonade out of lemons, he keeps it real.
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He makes **** salad from a pile of ****

I’d post the scene from Drowning Mona but I’ll get an infraction for profanity.
 
will ingles shoot? NOPE....He's going to dribble into the paint, get a bad look for favors, or try his bounce pass turnover.
 

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NUMBERICA said:
You wanna talk about Joe Ingles? Let's talk about Joe Ingles.

-He's the only player that hasn't missed a game.
-He leads the team in minutes played.
-He's never played as much as he is right now. He's already played about as many minutes this season as he did two years ago.
-He leads the team in 3-pointers made, 3-point percentage, and is tied for 3-pointers attempted.
-He's second in assists on the team, trailing Rubio in APG by less than 1, while committing about half as many turnovers.
-He's the most versatile (perimeter) defender on the team and is often tasked with taking the hardest assignment (by design or by default).
-He has the best chemistry with Rudy and basically everyone else on the team. He's the coach on the damn floor.
-He is being asked to do way more than he should be, and accomplishing far more than anyone ever thought he could.

If you want to make him the focus of your ire, spare yourself the embarrassment and just shut up. Dude is the embodiment of this team and this franchise.
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He sucks

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Saint Cy of JFC said:
Yamers yammed all over this thread, holy hell.
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Idiotic even by his standards. He's taken yamming to a new level.
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Joe Bagadonuts said:
Imagine when he's 150.
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Nba will force retirement at 75 because it won’t be fair... joe will move on to lesser matters like world peace, sustainable population growth, and space exploration... gonna fix all the **** Elon Musk tried to... eventually he leads a group of galactic super hero’s in defeating a genocidal alien overlord... gonna be a wild ride... buckle up.
 
Hey, where's yamers anyway? Haven't seen him in a while.
 
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