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The Trout Man Commeth...

Millsapa said:
Your obsession with me is kinda creepy, but this martyr prophet act is amusing.
We all know you get turned on when you infract someone, behind the iron curtain, for responding to your obsessively petty flames, or daring to question your infallible judgement.
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Reported for referring to kicky being turned on.
 
This guy is probably a gay Jew. I'd simply find and print out all of your posts in which you have defended homosexuals and minorities. Have them at the ready. And have a "friend" or two ready to defend your sorry ***. I know I certainly would be willing to. I guess that's one way I can make up for not donating $$, but the lack of cheddar is really sad right now. Every spare half cent I have is going towards kid #4 in October.

But it would honestly surprise me if this dude actually showed up.
 
catratcho said:
This guy is probably a gay Jew. I'd simply find and print out all of your posts in which you have defended homosexuals and minorities. Have them at the ready. And have a "friend" or two ready to defend your sorry ***. I know I certainly would be willing to. I guess that's one way I can make up for not donating $$, but the lack of cheddar is really sad right now. Every spare half cent I have is going towards kid #4 in October.

But it would honestly surprise me if this dude actually showed up.
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I doubt he's going to show up either, but even if he did, I know everyone in the room pretty well, and they'd know that he was full of crap. It would be good for a laugh or two at the very worst.
 
I can't vote in this election, and I don't really know who you are, but you're the type of guy I would vote for -- sincere with a sense of humor and you don't take yourself too seriously. If you stay that way you'll go far.
 
So what time is this shindig tomorrow night? I might show up just for the entertainment value. It's at 5400 & 27th, correct? If push came to shove I'd have your back even though you're an *** hat at times.
 
billyshelby said:
I can't vote in this election, and I don't really know who you are, but you're the type of guy I would vote for -- sincere with a sense of humor and you don't take yourself too seriously. If you stay that way you'll go far.
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Been charged with a crime recently?
 
Scat said:
So what time is this shindig tomorrow night? I might show up just for the entertainment value. It's at 5400 & 27th, correct? If push came to shove I'd have your back even though you're an *** hat at times.
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That is correct, 6:30 my friend. I'd love to see you there!
 
Unfortunately, our friend didn't show up. There was this fat ugly dude, who I was sure was him, but it turned out to be some fella who's home had flooded.

Oh well.

But seriously, some of you haven't donated and it's starting to hurt my feelings. I'm well below what I thought I would get, and I'm having to cut some crap out. My primary election is in less than two weeks, so stop being so dramatic and just get it over with. There is a link on my website. <3, in advance.

Trout.
 
TroutBum said:
Unfortunately, our friend didn't show up. There was this fat ugly dude, who I was sure was him, but it turned out to be some fella who's home had flooded.

Oh well.

But seriously, some of you haven't donated and it's starting to hurt my feelings. I'm well below what I thought I would get, and I'm having to cut some crap out. My primary election is in less than two weeks, so stop being so dramatic and just get it over with. There is a link on my website. <3, in advance.

Trout.
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Man, do what politicians do, but do it Trout style... Go rent some ballroom or a group section of a restaurant. Charge like $15-$20 bucks a head and serve everyone a $5-$10 meal. You could even have a big screen showing a game/fight/movie or something afterwards to attract more people.
 
SaltyDawg said:
Man, do what politicians do, but do it Trout style... Go rent some ballroom or a group section of a restaurant. Charge like $15-$20 bucks a head and serve everyone a $5-$10 meal. You could even have a big screen showing a game/fight/movie or something afterwards to attract more people.
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I like your thinking, but you have to have money to make money. A rental will likely require a down payment, along with the food. But keep the ideas coming, I like it.
 
TroutBum said:
I like your thinking, but you have to have money to make money. A rental will likely require a down payment, along with the food. But keep the ideas coming, I like it.
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I bet you could get one for dirt cheap or even free. Just go to one in Taylorsville and tell them you're running for city council. They get a tax write off, and they also get some good graces with a potential city rule maker.
 
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SaltyDawg said:
Man, do what politicians do, but do it Trout style... Go rent some ballroom or a group section of a restaurant. Charge like $15-$20 bucks a head and serve everyone a $5-$10 meal. You could even have a big screen showing a game/fight/movie or something afterwards to attract more people.
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What?! Is Trout part of Prestige Worldwide? Jesus, he'll get three beers in him, start slurring, and people will begin filing out, saying they forgot they have another "function" to attend.
 
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