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Things your significant other does that drives you cray

Beer said:
I have a lot of freedom at work. I'm a bad *** that's in high demand so I make the rules. Anywho, occasionally my wife will need me to come home early so I can watch the kids so she can go do whatever it is she needs to do. So she'll say can you be home at 330? And I always make sure I say "Maybe, I'll try" Then she'll always be texting me all god damn day about being home at exactly 330 or else her day, plans and life will be ruined. The thing is I always get home at 330 and she NEVER EVER leaves until well after then sometimes hours after then. But yet the next time she will still be harassing me about being home at 330 or else its the end of the world. I'm going to be home at 330 today. She'll be laying in bed. The girl she is going to go do something with will not be answering her texts. And they will leave at 5. Mark my words.
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Update

Time of departure - 4:45 pm
 
26 ounce? Holy ****, that's bigger than I usually get, and I usually get the biggest slab on the menu. Is your wife Andre the Giant?
 
franklin said:
She thinks every shelf, table, nook and cranny has to be filled to the brim with her junk. Then she buys more shelves to solve the issue, but instead of clearing out a bit of breathing room she manages to fill them to the brim with junk too. Then she buys these dumb *** door hanging organizer things and fills them with more junk. Then she gets those wall sticking hanger tabs and hangs more junk on them.
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This sounds like a classic Carlin routine that I am unable to link here because it isn't violent enough to post on an American message board.

#100RAPclub
 
So in the next 3 weeks it goes ... Her birthday, then our anniversary, then mothers day. Which kind of sucks, but sucks even more because she thinks her birthday should rank above Christmas, same with anniversary and then same with mothers day. Basically any day that directly benefits her is the most important day of the year. If we don't go on 3 vacations in a 3 week span I'm the worst husband and I don't care about her.
 
Beer said:
So in the next 3 weeks it goes ... Her birthday, then our anniversary, then mothers day. Which kind of sucks, but sucks even more because she thinks her birthday should rank above Christmas, same with anniversary and then same with mothers day. Basically any day that directly benefits her is the most important day of the year. If we don't go on 3 vacations in a 3 week span I'm the worst husband and I don't care about her.
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Divorce her now.
 
Dr. Jones said:
Divorce her now.
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Day trip today for her birthday. Then real trip in a few weeks as a anniversary/mothers day combined gift.

She was bitching last night about how she always goes all out on my birthday and I never do anything for her. I had to bite my tongue off to keep from pointing out that we went to Vegas for my birthday but we went to Vegas and she shopped for herself for 2 days. I don't even think I got anything for me. I just followed her around and kept the kids as entertained as possible.
 
Beer said:
Day trip today for her birthday. Then real trip in a few weeks as a anniversary/mothers day combined gift.

She was bitching last night about how she always goes all out on my birthday and I never do anything for her. I had to bite my tongue off to keep from pointing out that we went to Vegas for my birthday but we went to Vegas and she shopped for herself for 2 days. I don't even think I got anything for me. I just followed her around and kept the kids as entertained as possible.
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4/20 for her birthday brah. Buy some weed.
 
Beer said:
Day trip today for her birthday. Then real trip in a few weeks as a anniversary/mothers day combined gift.

She was bitching last night about how she always goes all out on my birthday and I never do anything for her. I had to bite my tongue off to keep from pointing out that we went to Vegas for my birthday but we went to Vegas and she shopped for herself for 2 days. I don't even think I got anything for me. I just followed her around and kept the kids as entertained as possible.
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Reading this stuff never gets old.
 
Beer said:
She was bitching last night about how she always goes all out on my birthday and I never do anything for her. I had to bite my tongue off to keep from pointing out that we went to Vegas for my birthday but we went to Vegas and she shopped for herself for 2 days. I don't even think I got anything for me. I just followed her around and kept the kids as entertained as possible.
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This reminds me of my friend's ex... We were headed out on a Friday afternoon to the sand dunes with the ATVs for a "guys" weekend. She tells him he has to be home Saturday by noon because she has things to do and he needs to watch the kids. She had just come home the day before from a 4 day trip to Vegas with her girl friends.
 
Bronco70 said:
This reminds me of my friend's ex... We were headed out on a Friday afternoon to the sand dunes with the ATVs for a "guys" weekend. She tells him he has to be home Saturday by noon because she has things to do and he needs to watch the kids. She had just come home the day before from a 4 day trip to Vegas with her girl friends.
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Wow. So girl was just getting over on her man. Over and over until he reaches a point or until his ********* become inert.
 
VINYLONE said:
Wow. So girl was just getting over on her man. Over and over until he reaches a point or until his ********* become inert.
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I'm pretty sure, with the exception of OneKKK, you're the last person that should be posting in this thread. Leave this one to the big boys and girls, k Dick?
 
Fat trollop

I lol'd
Sorry trout
 
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