Things your significant other does that drives you cray

[Gameface]

Vinyl wins this round.

Says the other guy in the thread who's too busy being fashionable to get down with the ladies.

This thread is for the beatdown married guys, k.

 

[bigb]

Divorce her now.

STFU. If he got divorced, the vast majority of my entertainment would go away.

 

[Beer]

Update - Went to Wendover the ****tiest hole on earth because she loves to gamble and .... won $400. So I guess it wasn't a waste. Next up ... anniversary in 1 week.

 

[RandyForRubio]

Omg pregnancy hormones. The worst thing ever.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Update - Went to Wendover the ****tiest hole on earth because she loves to gamble and .... won $400. So I guess it wasn't a waste. Next up ... anniversary in 1 week.

Wendover is the greatest place on Earth.

 

[bigb]

My wife found the 9 mm I bought without telling her. Now she thinks she's getting another kid out of it.

 

[Gameface]

My wife found the 9 mm I bought without telling her. Now she thinks she's getting another kid out of it.

That's an expensive pistol.

 

[8]

My wife found the 9 mm I bought without telling her. Now she thinks she's getting another kid out of it.

Good thing you have a gun

#100RAPclub

 

[franklin]

Delete your ****ing post quotes you assholes! You don't post quote in this thread. Beer and LazyD I'm talking to you.

 

[RJF]

You poor ********...

 

[LogGrad98]

Omg pregnancy hormones. The worst thing ever.

You're pregnant? Congrats!

 

[Deleted member 848]

Omg pregnancy hormones. The worst thing ever.

heh heh heh.

Dude, you're a newlywed. Don't get used to it. It will all change.



This, however, will not.

It doesn't have to change. Her parents still act like that, and so do mine. Just takes work from both sides.

heh

Good luck with that...

You're right, it doesn't have to. But it probably will.

Ignorance is such sweet bliss. Bless your heart, Hantlers.

 

[RandyForRubio]

heh heh heh.

Pretty big difference between pregnancy hormones and changing as a person. If anything, she's improved since I started dating her.

 

[Beer]

Pretty big difference between pregnancy hormones and changing as a person. If anything, she's improved since I started dating her.

My wife got way more manageable with pregnancy hormones. It was weird.

 

[Beer]

Delete your ****ing post quotes you assholes! You don't post quote in this thread. Beer and LazyD I'm talking to you.

Wait, I'm confused as to what is going on?

 

[RandyForRubio]

My wife got way more manageable with pregnancy hormones. It was weird.

Please never have more kids.

 

[franklin]

My wife found the 9 mm I bought without telling her. Now she thinks she's getting another kid out of it.

Have you explained to her that that's not what shoot your load means?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Has NAOS posted in here yet? Just trying to figure out whether it's ruined or worth reading.

 

[bigb]

Has NAOS posted in here yet? Just trying to figure out whether it's ruined or worth reading.

His significant other is himself. He thinks very highly of himself.

 

[bigb]

Have you explained to her that that's not what shoot your load means?

I tried. She didn't buy it.