* NEW * 2019 Annual JazzFanz All-Time NBA Draft

[Coach Ellis]

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Ben Wallace was a ******* badass. I’ll probably vote for you a lot just because you put PG13, Rodman and Wallace on the same team. That’s a fun group of defensive *** kickers.

 

[Coach Ellis]

Hopefully @gandalfe isn't ded. I’m for reals a little bit worried about him.

 

[LogGrad98]

Wait where is the write-up supposed to go? I already sent mine.

 

[Hotdog]

Wait where is the write-up supposed to go? I already sent mine.

Gandedalfe

 

[LogGrad98]

Gandedalfe

All good then. Thanks.

 

[gandalfe]

OK, I am awake and alive. I can't seem to get the simulations to work, and I know y'all want these posted, so I'll throw up the first 4 matches in a few minutes here and deal with the sims later, maybe.

 

[gandalfe]

Again, the first round is:

1 - Thee Jazz Fan vs Ellis269
2 - tfivas vs Hornacekamania
3 - White Chocolate vs addictionary
4 - NPC D4617 vs One Love
5 - LogGrad98 vs Spycam1
6 - rgiss vs Wes Mantooth
7 - Gandalfe vs Elan_Prodigy
8 - LoPo vs UB

 

[gandalfe]

Match 1, Thee Jazz Fan vs Ellis269

 

[gandalfe]

Match 2: tfivas vs Hornacekamania

 

[gandalfe]

I'll post 2 more tomorrow.

 

[Rubashov]

OK, I am awake and alive. I can't seem to get the simulations to work, and I know y'all want these posted, so I'll throw up the first 4 matches in a few minutes here and deal with the sims later, maybe.

Still no sims? This sucks, this is total BS!!!!

 

[gandalfe]

Still no sims? This sucks, this is total BS!!!!

You should ask for your money back.

 

[Rubashov]

You should ask for your money back.

Excellent suggestion.

 

[Rubashov]

BITCHES I WANT MY MONEY BACK!! I WAS TOLD IN THE MARKETING PACKAGE FOR THIS TRIPE THERE WOULD BE SIMS!!!

 

[UB]

BITCHES I WANT MY MONEY BACK!! I WAS TOLD IN THE MARKETING PACKAGE FOR THIS TRIPE THERE WOULD BE SIMS!!!

;_;

 

[Coach Ellis]

BITCHES I WANT MY MONEY BACK!! I WAS TOLD IN THE MARKETING PACKAGE FOR THIS TRIPE THERE WOULD BE SIMS!!!

Dear Mr. Rubashov,

You should have read the fine print.

No doubt you would have balked at the substantial surcharge for being a “whinyass Australian” as well.

Our bill is in the mail. Collections shortly to follow.

Have a nice day.

 

[Rubashov]

Dear Mr. Rubashov,

You should have read the fine print.

No doubt you would have balked at the substantial surcharge for being a “whinyass Australian” as well.

Our bill is in the mail. Collections shortly to follow.

Have a nice day.

Ellis, i realise one of the other boys has put you up to this, led astray some would say. But in situations like this it is best to speak to the organ grinder, not the monkey. So sod off.

 

[gandalfe]

Teams:

addictionary

PG: Oscar Robertson/Stephon Marbury
SG: Michael Jordan/David Thompson
SF: Elgin Baylor/Earl Monroe
PF: Elvin Hayes/Ralph Sampson
C: Bill Walton/Arvydas Sabonis

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NPC D4617

PG: Lebron James/Brandon Roy
SG: Klay Thompson/Bradley Beal
SF: Paul George/Bruce Bowen
PF: Dennis Rodman/ Ben Wallace
C: Nikola Jokic/ Dwight Howard

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Gandalfe

PG: Tony Parker/Bob Cousy
SG: James Harden/Rick Barry
SF: Charles Barkley/Sam Jones
PF: Kevin McHale/Kristaps Porzingas
C: Wilt Chamberlain/Mark Eaton

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spycam1

PG: Magic Johnson/Joe Dumars/Kyrie Irving/Victor Oladipo
SG: Andre Iguodala/
SF: Larry Bird/
PF: Kevin Love/Rashard Lewis
C: Alonzo Mourning/Marcus Camby

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ONE LOVE

PG: Gary Payton/Tim Hardaway
SG: Mitch Richmond/Jamal Mashburn
SF: Paul Pierce/Chris Mullin
PF: Shawn Kemp/Larry Johnson
C: Shaquille O'Neal/Robert Parish

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UB

PG: Jason Kidd/Baron Davis
SG: Dwayne Wade/Manu Ginobli
SF: Dominique Wilkins/Ben Gordon
PF: Pau Gasol/Paul Milsap
C: Joel Embiid/Rasheed Wallace

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LogGrad98

PG: Chauncy Billups/Jrue Holiday
SG: Kobe Bryant/Latrell Spreewell
SF: Alex English/Rip Hamilton
PF: Anthony Davis/Bill Lambier
C: Rudy Gobert/Yao Ming

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rgiss

PG: Steve Nash/Chris Paul
SG: Jeff Hornacek/Danny Granger
SF: Andrei Kirilenko/Joe Johnson
PF: Draymond Green/Blake Griffin
C: Kareem Abdul Jabbar/Derrick Favors

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Thee Jazz Fan

PG: Damian Lillard / Kevin Johnson
SG: Pistol Pete / Drazen Petrovic
SF: Vince Carter / Ron Artest
PF: Giannis Antetokounmpo / Shawn Marion
C: Hakeem Olajuwon / LaMarcus Aldridge

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White Chocolate

PG: John Stockton / Deron Williams
SG: Ray Allen / Dale Ellis
SF: Glen Rice / Adrian Dantley
PF: Chris Webber / Elton Brand
C: Patrick Ewing / Dikembe Mutombo

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Ellis269

PG: Kyle Lowry / John Wall
SG: Jimmy Butler / Marques Johnson
SF: James Worthy / Glenn Robinson
PF: Kevin Durant / Bobby Jones
C: Karl Malone / Nate Thurmond

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Hornacekamania

PG: Jerry West/Mark Price
SG: Sidney Moncrief/Allan Houston
SF: Julius Erving/Detlef Schrempf
PF: Tim Duncan/Antawn Jamison
C: Artis Gilmore/Mehmet Okur

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Wes Mantooth

PG: Isiah Thomas/Mike Conley
SG: Reggie Miller/C.J. McCollum
SF: Kawhi Leonard/Joe Ingles
PF: Chris Bosh/Khris Middleton
C: David Robinson/Al Horford

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tfivas

PG: Steph Curry/Gilbert Arenas
SG: Clyde Drexler/Tony Allen
SF: Grant Hill/Peja Stojakovic
PF: Dirk Nowitzki/Amare Stoudemire
C: Marc Gasol/DeAndre Jordan

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LoPo

PG: Walt Frazier/Nate Archibald
SG: Donovan Mitchell/Jerry Sloan
SF: Scottie Pippen/John Havlicek
PF: Robert Horry/Bob Petit
C: Bill Russell/Willis Reed

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elan_prodigy

PG: Russell Westbrook/Derrick Rose
SG: Allen Iverson/Penny Hardaway
SF: Tracy McGrady/George Gervin
PF: Kevin Garnett/Adrian Dantley
C: Moses Malone/Carmelo Anthony

 

[Hotdog]

Teams:

addictionary

PG: Oscar Robertson/Stephon Marbury
SG: Michael Jordan/David Thompson
SF: Elgin Baylor/Earl Monroe
PF: Elvin Hayes/Ralph Sampson
C: Bill Walton/Arvydas Sabonis

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NPC D4617

PG:
SG: Brandon Roy/Bradley Beal
SF: Paul George/Klay Thompson/Bruce Bowen
PF: Lebron James/Dennis Rodman/Ben Wallace
C: Nikola Jokic/Dwight Howard

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Gandalfe

PG: Tony Parker/Bob Cousy
SG: James Harden/Rick Barry
SF: Charles Barkley/Sam Jones
PF: Kevin McHale/Kristaps Porzingas
C: Wilt Chamberlain/Mark Eaton

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spycam1

PG: Magic Johnson/Joe Dumars/Kyrie Irving/Victor Oladipo
SG: Andre Iguodala/
SF: Larry Bird/
PF: Kevin Love/Rashard Lewis
C: Alonzo Mourning/Marcus Camby

-----------------------------

ONE LOVE

PG: Gary Payton/Tim Hardaway
SG: Mitch Richmond/Jamal Mashburn
SF: Paul Pierce/Chris Mullin
PF: Shawn Kemp/Larry Johnson
C: Shaquille O'Neal/Robert Parish

--------------------------------

UB

PG: Jason Kidd/Baron Davis
SG: Dwayne Wade/Manu Ginobli
SF: Dominique Wilkins/Ben Gordon
PF: Pau Gasol/Paul Milsap
C: Joel Embiid/Rasheed Wallace

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LogGrad98

PG: Chauncy Billups/Jrue Holiday
SG: Kobe Bryant/Latrell Spreewell
SF: Alex English/Rip Hamilton
PF: Anthony Davis/Bill Lambier
C: Rudy Gobert/Yao Ming

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rgiss

PG: Steve Nash/Chris Paul
SG: Jeff Hornacek/Danny Granger
SF: Andrei Kirilenko/Joe Johnson
PF: Draymond Green/Blake Griffin
C: Kareem Abdul Jabbar/Derrick Favors

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Thee Jazz Fan

PG: Damian Lillard / Kevin Johnson
SG: Pistol Pete / Drazen Petrovic
SF: Vince Carter / Ron Artest
PF: Giannis Antetokounmpo / Shawn Marion
C: Hakeem Olajuwon / LaMarcus Aldridge

----------------------------

White Chocolate

PG: John Stockton / Deron Williams
SG: Ray Allen / Dale Ellis
SF: Glen Rice / Adrian Dantley
PF: Chris Webber / Elton Brand
C: Patrick Ewing / Dikembe Mutombo

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Ellis269

PG: Kyle Lowry / John Wall
SG: Jimmy Butler / Marques Johnson
SF: James Worthy / Glenn Robinson
PF: Kevin Durant / Bobby Jones
C: Karl Malone / Nate Thurmond

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Hornacekamania

PG: Jerry West/Mark Price
SG: Sidney Moncrief/Allan Houston
SF: Julius Erving/Detlef Schrempf
PF: Tim Duncan/Antawn Jamison
C: Artis Gilmore/Mehmet Okur

----------------------------

Wes Mantooth

PG: Isiah Thomas/Mike Conley
SG: Reggie Miller/C.J. McCollum
SF: Kawhi Leonard/Joe Ingles
PF: Chris Bosh/Khris Middleton
C: David Robinson/Al Horford

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tfivas

PG: Steph Curry/Gilbert Arenas
SG: Clyde Drexler/Tony Allen
SF: Grant Hill/Peja Stojakovic
PF: Dirk Nowitzki/Amare Stoudemire
C: Marc Gasol/DeAndre Jordan

--------------------------------

LoPo

PG: Walt Frazier/Nate Archibald
SG: Donovan Mitchell/Jerry Sloan
SF: Scottie Pippen/John Havlicek
PF: Robert Horry/Bob Petit
C: Bill Russell/Willis Reed

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elan_prodigy

PG: Russell Westbrook/Derrick Rose
SG: Allen Iverson/Penny Hardaway
SF: Tracy McGrady/George Gervin
PF: Kevin Garnett/Adrian Dantley
C: Moses Malone/Carmelo Anthony

Why is my team's lineup all messed up?

 

[Hotdog]

This is ny team

Lebron James/Brandon Roy
Klay Thompson/Bradley Beal
Paul George/Bruce Bowen
Dennis Rodman/ Ben Wallace
Nikola Jokic/ Dwight Howard