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str8line said:
He looked pretty damn lost at times, gonna be a bit of a roller coaster but he'll get there. His length, athleticism and shooting should help.

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He looked lost all of the preseason and many of his first g league games. Last couple G league and nba games he seems to have figured enough out to just play basketball. It will be up and down and have some really bad moments but we are now seeing the good stuff too… that’s the difference between early preseason and now imo.
 
infection said:
Let’s hear it.
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11th grade. Kearns high hallway. Bell for class rings and a buddy ribs me about being late so I drop trou and I give him the full moon. Little did I know that one of the police officers was lurking and he rushes up and slams me against the wall and puts me in cuffs. Walks me to the principals office in cuffs with my pants still down lol (my underwear was up at least). My mom had to come get me and take me home. I had a little blood from a cut in my eyebrow opened up from my head hitting the wall when the cop grabbed me.
Anywho I ended up finding out where the cop lived (I still remember his full name to this day) and went and broke out his windows at his place.
I still have a letter from my mom that she gave me many many years later expressing her regret that she didn't stick up for me more when that happened. I tear up when I read it. I called her up after receiving the letter and told her that im glad she didn't stick up for me. I was a thug and hooligan who deserved what I got in those days and there was no reason to feel apologetic to me. I put her through hell. I was the one who should be apologetic.

One funny thing about it was that when I went in front of a judge and he read the charges he said I was charged with ludeness. I said to the judge that I mooned someone and that is what I should be charged with cause I had no idea what the hell ludeness was.
 
fishonjazz said:
11th grade. Kearns high hallway. Bell for class rings and a buddy ribs me about being late so I drop trou and I give him the full moon. Little did I know that one of the police officers was lurking and he rushes up and slams me against the wall and puts me in cuffs. Walks me to the principals office in cuffs with my pants still down lol (my underwear was up at least). My mom had to come get me and take me home. I had a little blood from a cut in my eyebrow opened up from my head hitting the wall when the cop grabbed me.
Anywho I ended up finding out where the cop lived (I still remember his full name to this day) and went and broke out his windows at his place.
I still have a letter from my mom that she gave me many many years later expressing her regret that she didn't stick up for me more when that happened. I tear up when I read it. I called her up after receiving the letter and told her that im glad she didn't stick up for me. I was a thug and hooligan who deserved what I got in those days and there was no reason to feel apologetic to me. I put her through hell. I was the one who should be apologetic.

One funny thing about it was that when I went in front of a judge and he read the charges he said I was charged with ludeness. I said to the judge that I mooned someone and that is what I should be charged with cause I had no idea what the hell ludeness was.
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This is the most Fish story ever. A heartfelt hilarious mooning story. Young Fish correcting the judge is a nice cherry on top.
 
fishonjazz said:
11th grade. Kearns high hallway. Bell for class rings and a buddy ribs me about being late so I drop trou and I give him the full moon. Little did I know that one of the police officers was lurking and he rushes up and slams me against the wall and puts me in cuffs. Walks me to the principals office in cuffs with my pants still down lol (my underwear was up at least). My mom had to come get me and take me home. I had a little blood from a cut in my eyebrow opened up from my head hitting the wall when the cop grabbed me.
Anywho I ended up finding out where the cop lived (I still remember his full name to this day) and went and broke out his windows at his place.
I still have a letter from my mom that she gave me many many years later expressing her regret that she didn't stick up for me more when that happened. I tear up when I read it. I called her up after receiving the letter and told her that im glad she didn't stick up for me. I was a thug and hooligan who deserved what I got in those days and there was no reason to feel apologetic to me. I put her through hell. I was the one who should be apologetic.

One funny thing about it was that when I went in front of a judge and he read the charges he said I was charged with ludeness. I said to the judge that I mooned someone and that is what I should be charged with cause I had no idea what the hell ludeness was.
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Great story Fish. You probably have a lot more of them. Ever thought of writing a novel? Holden Caulfield sort of story?
 
fishonjazz said:
11th grade. Kearns high hallway. Bell for class rings and a buddy ribs me about being late so I drop trou and I give him the full moon. Little did I know that one of the police officers was lurking and he rushes up and slams me against the wall and puts me in cuffs. Walks me to the principals office in cuffs with my pants still down lol (my underwear was up at least). My mom had to come get me and take me home. I had a little blood from a cut in my eyebrow opened up from my head hitting the wall when the cop grabbed me.
Anywho I ended up finding out where the cop lived (I still remember his full name to this day) and went and broke out his windows at his place.
I still have a letter from my mom that she gave me many many years later expressing her regret that she didn't stick up for me more when that happened. I tear up when I read it. I called her up after receiving the letter and told her that im glad she didn't stick up for me. I was a thug and hooligan who deserved what I got in those days and there was no reason to feel apologetic to me. I put her through hell. I was the one who should be apologetic.

One funny thing about it was that when I went in front of a judge and he read the charges he said I was charged with ludeness. I said to the judge that I mooned someone and that is what I should be charged with cause I had no idea what the hell ludeness was.
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Slammed you against the wall and cuffed you for mooning someone? That’s ridiculous.
 
underdog said:
Great story Fish. You probably have a lot more of them. Ever thought of writing a novel? Holden Caulfield sort of story?
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I have in fact thought about writing some memoirs. (I have a few gems in an old journal I used to write in)

I did write what I think is a decent song about my daughter. Only 2 verses so far though.

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Elizah Huge said:
Slammed you against the wall and cuffed you for mooning someone? That’s ridiculous.
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Eh, he had been trying to catch me for a while for drug dealing and destruction of property and tagging but couldn't catch me.
He had a grudge and had a lot of anger towards me for good reason.

Finally caught me with my pants down though lol

Same cop ****ed up my best friend at the time for sluffing though my friend was calling him all kinds of names and getting physical (resisting hard as ****) with the cop. Cop got him facedown on the ground and knelt on his back and blasted mace in his face. That was pretty hard to watch.
I believe my friend's family tried to press charges or something for that one but I don't remember what came of it if anything.

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fishonjazz said:
11th grade. Kearns high hallway. Bell for class rings and a buddy ribs me about being late so I drop trou and I give him the full moon. Little did I know that one of the police officers was lurking and he rushes up and slams me against the wall and puts me in cuffs. Walks me to the principals office in cuffs with my pants still down lol (my underwear was up at least). My mom had to come get me and take me home. I had a little blood from a cut in my eyebrow opened up from my head hitting the wall when the cop grabbed me.
Anywho I ended up finding out where the cop lived (I still remember his full name to this day) and went and broke out his windows at his place.
I still have a letter from my mom that she gave me many many years later expressing her regret that she didn't stick up for me more when that happened. I tear up when I read it. I called her up after receiving the letter and told her that im glad she didn't stick up for me. I was a thug and hooligan who deserved what I got in those days and there was no reason to feel apologetic to me. I put her through hell. I was the one who should be apologetic.

One funny thing about it was that when I went in front of a judge and he read the charges he said I was charged with ludeness. I said to the judge that I mooned someone and that is what I should be charged with cause I had no idea what the hell ludeness was.
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Wait, I thought this had something to do with the Fish nudes after the Jazz went on a winning streak on this site. Seems like you have a history. . .
 
fishonjazz said:
Uh…. Thats exactly the point. Now make collins even more athletic. Make him bigger. Make him a better shooter. That would be an all star.



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Is he more athletic? Not throwing shade but Collins is pretty damn athletic. Anymore athletic and we are coming up on some of the elite athletes. I don’t know maybe he is an elite of elite athletes I don’t know, how athletic is he
 
fishonjazz said:
One funny thing about it was that when I went in front of a judge and he read the charges he said I was charged with ludeness. I said to the judge that I mooned someone and that is what I should be charged with cause I had no idea what the hell ludeness was.
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Lol

What was his response to that haha
 
framer said:
Wait, I thought this had something to do with the Fish nudes after the Jazz went on a winning streak on this site. Seems like you have a history. . .
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Ya to add to the history, one night my wife and I and a group of friends were going to the sandy station and we pre partied at a friend's house. We had a designated driver and everything but as we drove there I started to need to pee. By the time we arrived I needed to pee pretty bad.
The line was long to get in. I knew I would never make it.

We had parked way out in the dirt field (overflow parking for the club) and I got out and told everyone to just go get in line. (My wife stayed back with me)
I started peeing next to the car in the field. It was dark and like 11 at night in a dirt field but sure enough a cop car parked a street near the field turns it's lights on a cop yells at me to come over to him.

Cop gave me a citation for public urination. That sucked but not a huge deal.
Well when I went to court the judge said that the field was within 100 yards of a school or something so because of that I would have to register as a sex offender.

I talked to a random lawyer in the courthouse and he told me to do a plea in obbeyence. I had no idea what that even meant but that's how I plead and got some kind of probation thing for a year that if I didn't have any other related charges in that timeframe then I wouldn't have to register as a sex offender.

So dumb though that Im peeing in a field at 11 at night when no kids are anywhere around. Oh and the school that was within 100 yards away was behind this huge brick/cement wall that was like 25 feet high (I think it was supposed to be some kind of noise barrier/suppressor) anyway.



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Thee Idiotic Minivan K said:
Is he more athletic? Not throwing shade but Collins is pretty damn athletic. Anymore athletic and we are coming up on some of the elite athletes. I don’t know maybe he is an elite of elite athletes I don’t know, how athletic is he
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I don't think so.
But the statement we are talking about is Hendricks being bigger, longer, more athletic and better shooting. That would be a tremendous player in this hypothetical.

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fishonjazz said:
Ya to add to the history, one night my wife and I and a group of friends were going to the sandy station and we pre partied at a friend's house. We had a designated driver and everything but as we drove there I started to need to pee. By the time we arrived I needed to pee pretty bad.
The line was long to get in. I knew I would never make it.

We had parked way out in the dirt field (overflow parking for the club) and I got out and told everyone to just go get in line. (My wife stayed back with me)
I started peeing next to the car in the field. It was dark and like 11 at night in a dirt field but sure enough a cop car parked a street near the field turns it's lights on a cop yells at me to come over to him.

Cop gave me a citation for public urination. That sucked but not a huge deal.
Well when I went to court the judge said that the field was within 100 yards of a school or something so because of that I would have to register as a sex offender.

I talked to a random lawyer in the courthouse and he told me to do a plea in obbeyence. I had no idea what that even meant but that's how I plead and got some kind of probation thing for a year that if I didn't have any other related charges in that timeframe then I wouldn't have to register as a sex offender.

So dumb though that Im peeing in a field at 11 at night when no kids are anywhere around. Oh and the school that was within 100 yards away was behind this huge brick/cement wall that was like 25 feet high (I think it was supposed to be some kind of noise barrier/suppressor) anyway.



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I really hope that you’re pulling our collective chain on this one because if not that is totally horrendous!

But who knows, SLC is the only place I’ve ever been pulled over (eons ago, cruising State Street) and had the officer brandish his weapon when after waiting patiently for twenty minutes stuck my head out to see what was taking so long. :rolleyes:
 
Release the Kraken said:
I really hope that you’re pulling our collective chain on this one because if not that is totally horrendous!

But who knows, SLC is the only place I’ve ever been pulled over (eons ago, cruising State Street) and had the officer brandish his weapon when after waiting patiently for twenty minutes stuck my head out to see what was taking so long. :rolleyes:
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100% true story. Which part seemed hardest to believe of that one? The having to register as a sex offender or getting the citation for peeing in the first place?

Btw the most unbelievable police story happened when I was 13. Ya'll wouldn't believe that one for sure. Features a symphony candy bar.

I got another pretty funny one from when I was 17 and got busted with a brand new quarter ounce of weed. That bust was the reason I used to wear whitey tighty underwear for a long time after that day.

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fishonjazz said:
100% true story. Which part seemed hardest to believe of that one? The having to register as a sex offender or getting the citation for peeing in the first place?

Btw the most unbelievable police story happened when I was 13. Ya'll wouldn't believe that one for sure. Features a symphony candy bar.

I got another pretty funny one from when I was 17 and got busted with a brand new quarter ounce of weed. That bust was the reason I used to wear whitey tighty underwear for a long time after that day.

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You're teasing us now. We need to hear those stories too.
 
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