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underdog said:
You're teasing us now. We need to hear those stories too.
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For the first one: My best friend and I rode our bikes to the smiths on 4700 South and 4000 West. We would often steal candy from these huge self serve bins they had there. This day I stole a symphony candy bar and a customer saw me do it and ratted me out. My friend and I were just getting on our bikes when a smiths employee yells for us to come over to him. So we took off of course. He chased us about 3/4 of the way across the parking lot and then gave up. So we rode over into a neighborhood just west of the smiths and ate the candy bar. Then we were riding our bikes down a road in that neighborhood and laughing about the dude chasing us when a cop car comes up from behind and cuts in front of us and the cop jumps out.
We both rode around the cop car (up the curb onto the sidewalk) and the cops come running at us and tackled me off my bike. Im laying on the ground watching my friend continue to flee on his bike and 2 more cop cars come from another street and block his path and catch him.
3 cop cars for 2 young children that stole a candy bar lol.

I remember going to some kind of court thing for it and I was in a room with a handful of other youth criminals. There were drug dealers in there and a dude who robbed a jewelry store at gunpoint etc. And im sitting there having stolen a 79 cent symphony candy bar lol. Them symphony bars are way good though.
Cant even remember what the punishment was. Probably a fine or something.
 
fishonjazz said:
For the first one: My best friend and I rode our bikes to the smiths on 4700 South and 4000 West. We would often steal candy from these huge self serve bins they had there. This day I stole a symphony candy bar and a customer saw me do it and ratted me out. My friend and I were just getting on our bikes when a smiths employee yells for us to come over to him. So we took off of course. He chased us about 3/4 of the way across the parking lot and then gave up. So we rode over into a neighborhood just west of the smiths and ate the candy bar. Then we were riding our bikes down a road in that neighborhood and laughing about the dude chasing us when a cop car comes up from behind and cuts in front of us and the cop jumps out.
We both rode around the cop car (up the curb onto the sidewalk) and the cops come running at us and tackled me off my bike. Im laying on the ground watching my friend continue to flee on his bike and 2 more cop cars come from another street and block his path and catch him.
3 cop cars for 2 young children that stole a candy bar lol.

I remember going to some kind of court thing for it and I was in a room with a handful of other youth criminals. There were drug dealers in there and a dude who robbed a jewelry store at gunpoint etc. And im sitting there having stolen a 79 cent symphony candy bar lol. Them symphony bars are way good though.
Cant even remember what the punishment was. Probably a fine or something.
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I just lost sooooooooo much respect for the police, lmao, three cops to bring it two snot nosed kids on bikes. So that’s how my hard earned tax $ are used, sad. Idiots!!

Edit: I’m imagining the smith’s employee watching you get caught walking away saying who’s laughing now. Lol
 
underdog said:
You're teasing us now. We need to hear those stories too.
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The other one:
I drove about 4 friends of mine to buy some weed at this dudes house. I bought a 1/4 ounce. I think the cops were watching the place or something because right after i pulled away from the house i noticed a cop car following me. My car was a big old green 1977 buick lesabre that i bought off a friends grandma for 100 bucks. Had a huge marijuana leaf sticker on the back window. Had a figurine of the 7up mascot from back in the day (the Spot) that I had drilled a whole in the mouth and put a joint in its mouth and glued to my dashboard.

Anyway the cop follows me for a while. I made a bunch of turns and he kept following but eventually i made a turn and the cop didn't and i thought i was good. I parked at a gas station on 5400 south and like 4400 west and right after i parked the car the cop pulled up behind with his lights on.
He searched us and found my fresh bag of weed. He pulled me aside and asked me to work with him as an informant to catch the dealer. i said "im not working with you, you're the bad guys". So he is writing me a citation and while filling out the paperwork I see my bag of weed sitting on the trunk of his car and quickly snatch it and put it in my pocket.
The cop gives me my citation and realizes the evidence is gone. He asks us about it and we all say we dont know anything about what happened to it. So he searches us again and finds it in my pocket and im like "how did that get there"
I ended paying like a 500 dollar fine and had to do community service for 80 hours at the library (which i kinda liked).

The reason i started wearing whitey tighty underwear after that day was because one of my friends in the car had a bag of weed on him as well but didn't get busted because it was in his underwear. So that is where i started keeping my stash when driving.

One thing that sucked is that my parents didn't know about this until one day they got something in the mail for me that told them about it. That sucked.
 
Thee Idiotic Minivan K said:
I just lost sooooooooo much respect for the police, lmao, three cops to bring it two snot nosed kids on bikes. So that’s how my hard earned tax $ are used, sad. Idiots!!
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ya to me that is the most unbelievable of any of my stories. If someone else said that happened to them I would probably thing they were lying.
They took us in cop cars back to the smiths and our parents came and got us.
 
Saint Cy of JFC said:
You just lost it now?
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Look I get it, some cops are bad bla bla bla, because at the end of the day even they are human and some are better then others but I’m not going to lay that on every cop, and they are probably under trained too, but for god sakes at least they are fully prepared to capture two teens on bikes that stole a 79 cent candy with plenty of backup.
 
Thee Idiotic Minivan K said:
Look I get it, some cops are bad bla bla bla, because at the end of the day even they are human and some are better then others but I’m not going to lay that on every cop, and they are probably under trained too, but for god sakes at least they are fully prepared to capture two teens on bikes that stole a 79 cent candy with plenty of backup.
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Bruh cops have killed preteens for less.
 
fishonjazz said:
100% true story. Which part seemed hardest to believe of that one? The having to register as a sex offender or getting the citation for peeing in the first place?

Btw the most unbelievable police story happened when I was 13. Ya'll wouldn't believe that one for sure. Features a symphony candy bar.

I got another pretty funny one from when I was 17 and got busted with a brand new quarter ounce of weed. That bust was the reason I used to wear whitey tighty underwear for a long time after that day.

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Are you sure that you didn’t grow up in Gaza? Not sure that I get the whitey tighty reference but it all sounds crazy arbitrary and oppressive!!!
 
Release the Kraken said:
Are you sure that you didn’t grow up in Gaza? Not sure that I get the whitey tighty reference but it all sounds crazy arbitrary and oppressive!!!
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Well I was doing stuff I shouldn't do and received consequences when I was caught. All self inflicted stuff. I had a great family and childhood. I was certainly no victim of anything and don't blame anyone else for anything.
Plus I got away with WAY WAY WAY more **** than I should have.


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Release the Kraken said:
Are you sure that you didn’t grow up in Gaza? Not sure that I get the whitey tighty reference but it all sounds crazy arbitrary and oppressive!!!
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Btw whitey tighty is just a type of underwear that is basic white and really tight (form fitting) to the body.
Great for hiding drugs lol. Boxers are far inferior in this regard

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fishonjazz said:
Btw whitey tighty is just a type of underwear that is basic white and really tight (form fitting) to the body.
Great for hiding drugs lol. Boxers are far inferior in this regard

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I'm pretty sure it's tighty whitey. :p
 
Release the Kraken said:
The Mighty Fish, Story Teller par excellence!!!
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I got a million of em. I smoked a beetle once cause me and my friend figured it must be full of thc since it had been hanging out with us in the ford bronco that we had been hotboxing for like an hour. Smoked bowls with some vampires (goths) on the roof of the old crematoriam down by the capitol building while high on acid. (we had a bonfire going on the roof too lol. And the cops showed up to that one as well and took my friend to jail. He went to jail high on acid. poor dude.) Dousing a bandana in scotchguard and tying it around my head over my nose and mouth until losing consciousness. Got "smoked in" (rather than jumped in) to SMP (smoke more pot) lol.
i could go on for quite a while.
 
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fishonjazz said:
I got a million of em. I smoked a beetle once cause me and my friend figured it must be full of thc since it had been hanging out with us in the ford bronco that we had been hotboxing for like an hour. Smoked bowls with some vampires (goths) on the roof of the old crematoriam down by the capitol building while high on acid. (we had a bonfire going on the roof too lol. And the cops showed up to that one as well and took my friend to jail. He went to jail high on acid. poor dude.) Dousing a bandana in scotchguard and tying it around my head over my nose and mouth until losing consciousness. Got "smoked in" (rather than jumped in) to SMP (smoke more pot) lol.
i could go on for quite a while.
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Dude, you have a knack, all the essential elements required. You should go on PBS’ Story Tellers - for real!
 
Release the Kraken said:
Dude, you have a knack, all the essential elements required. You should go on PBS’ Story Tellers - for real!
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The crematory story has a lot elements.
We were smoking weed in our minivan in a parking lot and some dudes from Missouri came and knocked on our window. They were looking for weed and couldn't find any. So they offered us their acid (like 15 hits of acid!) for our small bag of weed (probably like a dime bad worth).
We said yes to that deal so fast. Someone in our group knew where this old crematory was and we decided to drop acid and go there.

When the cops were walking us back to our minivan (it was a pretty long trail through some forest from what I remember) I still had like 7 hits of acid in my pocket and took them out and dropped them on the trail in an area that I thought I might be able to remember and come back to.
The next day I went to find the acid I dropped and had no clue where the hell we had even parked or where that crematory was. Never found the acid. Probably some squirrels found it and ate it and overdosed or something lol.

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One other good one I got to put in here

We were driving in a Suzuki sidekick with the top off headed to Butterfield canyon. 4 of us in there all in acid. We were smoking cigarettes and some of the sparks or wherever from a cigarette landed on a towel/rag that was in the middle of the backseat of the ride.
We didn't notice right away that the towel caught on fire. When we finally did notice it was burning pretty good (his car seat was on fire a little too). We frantically put out the fire.
Crazy thing was that when the fire was out the towel still had little red coals of material smoldering and when I held up the towel (we were pulled to the side of the baccus highway at this point) the fire had burned in the shape of a face and still smoldering parts of the towel were glowing red around the eyes and freaked us out pretty bad.
Now you might say that was all a hallucination and there might be something to that but the fire definitely happened and I really believe it burned a face into the towel. Crazy **** always happened when on acid.
On the drive back from Butterfield I remember his headlights making the shape of a devil on road too.

One of my favorite games to play on a night when I was doing acid was to check my pockets at the end of the night and see what was in there. Sometimes there wouldn't be anything out of the ordinary. Just lighters and change and stuff.
But often times there would be some weird random ****. Like a pinecone. Or a raffle ticket. Or a container of nail polish. One time I found a casino chip in my pocket. I hadn't left Kearns. No idea where any of those things came from.

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