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All Aboard The Official 2022-23 Championship Tank Thread

Not sure a lot of people had Jazz 1st and Blazers 2nd at this point in the season. And Warriors 12th.

Warriors decided to tank knowing that they have no chance against this jazz team in the playoffs. They are trying to get the number 1 pick so they can come at us with Wemby next year to try to stop our repeat.


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Check out that jump shot!

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Ganeface, now that one really made me laugh. A witty post!
 
I believe this is our first time this year having a two day break. It feels kind of weird not having a game yesterday to discuss or a game today to look forward to.
I know right, it is going to throw our guys off their rhythm. Luckily we have back to have road games this weekend, so that will put us back on track.
 
Since this is the hyperbolic thread I will throw a ridiculous theoretical post in the mix.
What if we upgrade Rudy Gay, by trading one or two of our 1st rounders and Rudy Gay for...... Lebron! He would get a chance for another ring, playing for a top contender.

Too bad he would have to play from the bench... but maybe we can convince him by telling him that neither he nor MJ has ever won the 6th man of the year award! Add that to the GOAT conversation resume. Not bad for year 20.



PS: My agent (mom) just called me and told me giving away either 1 or 2 first rounders for a 37 year old bench player is not optimal.
 
Funny that Gay doesn't want to be here. I can understand before the season, and maybe it's changed, but there's definitely a train to be boarded the way we're playing.

If it has changed dog, can we have a bit more effort please?
 
Warriors decided to tank knowing that they have no chance against this jazz team in the playoffs. They are trying to get the number 1 pick so they can come at us with Wemby next year to try to stop our repeat.


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In all seriousness, what is going on with the Warriors this season? I haven't been keeping up with them much, I knew they were struggling but I didn't realize they were 4-7.
 
Gotta love how the media thinks Ainge is going to trade everyone to tank. They have to push some bs narrative that Ainge wants to tank, and he'll ship everyone off in order to make that happen.

Ainge made everyone look stupid, now they're trying to save face.
 
Gotta love how the media thinks Ainge is going to trade everyone to tank. They have to push some bs narrative that Ainge wants to tank, and he'll ship everyone off in order to make that happen.

Ainge made everyone look stupid, now they're trying to save face.
We'd have to make like 2 or 3 full tank moves or have some serious injury issues to end up as bad as most of the media thought we would be.
 
We'd have to make like 2 or 3 full tank moves or have some serious injury issues to end up as bad as most of the media thought we would be.

We would have to start now too because the longer it goes the more of a lead we are going to build on the bottom teams.
 
We'd have to make like 2 or 3 full tank moves or have some serious injury issues to end up as bad as most of the media thought we would be.
Yeah, that ship has sailed. We could maybe make some moves and get to low 30's, but there is no way to get to low 20's.

On one hand it makes sense to sell high, but on the other hand it's nice to live in the present and just enjoy this team and try to make the most of it.
 
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