Yesterday, I thought to myself "I'm going to get an infraction today. I want to feel what its like to be a bad boy and a real man." Then I realized I am just to goll darn sweet, caring, and nice to ever get infractionized. Oh well.
I wanted to be a real tuff guy so I decided "Today, I am going to follow the U". After that huge decision, I put a Pac12 sticker on my car, dropped by Starbucks for a real coffee, I bought a beer and spilled it on someone's mom, I pumped gas for some guy with a Y sticker on his car, and got in a fight with some goon because it looked like he was going to do the Haka in my direction. I stopped using laptops and went with an Ipad, took all the blue in my closet, came out of the closet and burned those clothes. I decided I need to vote democrat so I dropped by the nearest pride rally to make the change. It was only 10am, and I wasn't drunk enough so I got together with a few new buddies and bought a few kegs to watch 54-10 a couple times in a row. I still did not feel like I was tuff enough so I got in a fight with some girl. It was a tie, but I felt better about myself. I decided to lower my civic a bit and then drive around town. People get really freaked out when they see sparks after speed bumps. As my final touch I changed my screenname at Jazzfanz, I needed something different, tuffer. I didn't like U Gotta Luv It Baby anymore, 2 fake. I changed it to U Gotta Love It Baby. Now that I have my innerwebs beard, I am complete. You guyz are going down, wurd.