New Moderator Position

[TroutBum]

It was about moderators biologically not being able to create offspring without them being power hungry. Maybe we should put 100 moderators on an island and see what happens.

The island would sink due to the sheer weight of ego.

 

[honz]

Something about moderators being biologically inferior. I'm not sure. It was kind of hard to follow.

Please stop trolling in my thread. I would like to keep it on topic.

 

[Marty McFly]

Please stop trolling in my thread. I would like to keep it on topic.

Reported for taking a subtle jab at me and my anti-trolling efforts.

 

[Beantown]

Reported for taking a subtle jab at me and my anti-trolling efforts.

Haha, oh yea you are the dink hole that wanted me banned.

 

[Marty McFly]

Haha, oh yea you are the dink hole that wanted me banned.

Why are you using the past tense?

 

[sirkickyass]

Please stop trolling in my thread. I would like to keep it on topic.

I like the audition tactic. I'm officially registering my vote for honz for mod.

 

[Beantown]

Why are you using the past tense?

Cause usually when kids stop crying and bitching they usually calm down. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.

 

[C l u t c H 385]

Cause usually when kids stop crying and bitching they usually calm down. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Beant-owned!

Oh and I already applied, the resta yall just wasting your time.

 

[honz]

Okay everyone, this thread was a joke! However, I am starting a new thread now that will include a poll. Please vote. For the good of Jazzfanz.

 

[Sloanfeld]

Unless you get paid I don't know why the hell anyone would want to be a moderator on an internet message board. Like, who the hell cares?

Go Jazz!

 

[C l u t c H 385]

Unless you get paid I don't know why the hell anyone would want to be a moderator on an internet message board. Like, who the hell cares?

Go Jazz!

Think of the power to be abused! I mean...to be respected and used responsibly.

C l u t c H 385 for mod bizznatches!

 

[sirkickyass]

Unless you get paid I don't know why the hell anyone would want to be a moderator on an internet message board. Like, who the hell cares?

True fact: Jason gave out some gift cards this year.

I estimate the wage to be well south of $1/hr.

 

[Marty McFly]

Unless you get paid I don't know why the hell anyone would want to be a moderator on an internet message board. Like, who the hell cares?

Go Jazz!

The same reason you volunteer at a place you like to hang out, like the zoo or aviary. Some people enjoy helping and being involved and don't care about getting paid.

 

[C l u t c H 385]

And some are d-bags who want to ban people who disagree with them. There's all sorts of good reasons!

 

[LogGrad98]

I recon' ah' would be da damn best choice fo' de new moderato' posishun. Fust, ah' have da damn time. Second, ah' refrain fum engagin' in sucka'al attacks dat do not furda' de dread commentary. Slap mah fro! Dird, ah' do not troll, and ah' even know whut trollin' is. Lastly, ah' promise t'translate all uh my posts into JIBE via da damn dialectizer, plum a'cuz. Actually neva' mind, ah' duzn't dink ah' real care who becomes de new mod, ah' plum wants'ed t'run some long-ish speech drough de dialectizer. Ah be baaad...

 

[honz]

And some are d-bags who want to ban people who disagree with them. There's all sorts of good reasons!

I think the mods do a great job around here.

 

[Sloanfeld]

The same reason you volunteer at a place you like to hang out, like the zoo or aviary. Some people enjoy helping and being involved and don't care about getting paid.

I love volunteering, but only if I get paid. Same thing with donating blood or being an organ donor, pay me and it's all yours.

 

[LogGrad98]

I love volunteering, but only if I get paid. Same thing with donating blood or being an organ donor, pay me and it's all yours.

OK I wil take your brain....where do I send the $3.00?

 

[bigb]

OK I wil take your brain....where do I send the $3.00?

Why overpay? Or is the shipping and handling included?

 

[Bronco70]

And some are d-bags who want to ban people who disagree with them. There's all sorts of good reasons!

My favorite reason is dealing with angry psychotics and their imagined persecution.

Not that I can think of any off the top of my head...