New Moderator Position

[Sloanfeld]

Why overpay when you can get crapratcho's brain for half price? He's the all-time best seller.

 

[honz]

Please, no personal attacks in my thread.

 

[LogGrad98]

Please, no personal attacks in my thread.

Backseat moderating. Please ban forthwith.

 

[bigb]

Why overpay when you can get crapratcho's brain for half price? He's the all-time best seller.

Quit stealing my material. Jealousy doesn't suit you, bro.

 

[chemdude1232]

I recon' ah' would be da damn best choice fo' de new moderato' posishun. Fust, ah' have da damn time. Second, ah' refrain fum engagin' in sucka'al attacks dat do not furda' de dread commentary. Slap mah fro! Dird, ah' do not troll, and ah' even know whut trollin' is. Lastly, ah' promise t'translate all uh my posts into JIBE via da damn dialectizer, plum a'cuz. Actually neva' mind, ah' duzn't dink ah' real care who becomes de new mod, ah' plum wants'ed t'run some long-ish speech drough de dialectizer. Ah be baaad...

I often wondered how long it would take Hopper to write posts like these. Some of them were lengthy, after all.

 

[GoJazz]

True fact: Jason gave out some gift cards this year.

I estimate the wage to be well south of $1/hr.

Overpaid for the quality of work provided....

 

[Scat]

I think the mods do a great job around here.

Suck up. I think you found the magical application process.

 

[Sloanfeld]

Quit stealing my material. Jealousy doesn't suit you, bro.

You asked for it.

 

[LogGrad98]

I often wondered how long it would take Hopper to write posts like these. Some of them were lengthy, after all.

Faster than we all thought apparently:

https://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

I doubt he used this one but there are others out there. Who knows? And seriously, who cares anymore?

 

[Archie Moses]

I used to want to be a mod. I know, right? Then it hit me, I don't want anything in common with a lot of the mods, including intelligence. Cause let's be real, we're inferior beings to sport forum moderators. They put the "war" in warning.

 

[C l u t c H 385]

I think the mods do a great job around here.

I meant some potential applicants (not you). These mods are damn near perfect, I tellya! Always follow the rules!

 

[C l u t c H 385]

Overpaid for the quality of work provided....

Biggity bam! eh, Jazzy?

 

[C l u t c H 385]

I recon' ah' would be da damn best choice fo' de new moderato' posishun. Fust, ah' have da damn time. Second, ah' refrain fum engagin' in sucka'al attacks dat do not furda' de dread commentary. Slap mah fro! Dird, ah' do not troll, and ah' even know whut trollin' is. Lastly, ah' promise t'translate all uh my posts into JIBE via da damn dialectizer, plum a'cuz. Actually neva' mind, ah' duzn't dink ah' real care who becomes de new mod, ah' plum wants'ed t'run some long-ish speech drough de dialectizer. Ah be baaad...

Reported for trolling...wtf? are you high? I axe ya!

 

[Archie Moses]

Mods are great around here?

Dude, someone got a warning for trolling because they didn't multi-quote. No matter how you slice that cake, it's not gonna look "great".

 

[C l u t c H 385]

Mods are great around here?

Dude, someone got a warning for trolling because they didn't multi-quote. No matter how you slice that cake, it's not gonna look "great".

I don't know what that means but I'm gonna assume they were right and you are wrong.

 

[Archie Moses]

I don't know what that means but I'm gonna assume they were right and you are wrong.

It's not about me, bro. Can you believe it?

 

[C l u t c H 385]

No.

 

[Archie Moses]

Explain.

 

[tatermoog]

I nominate HandLotion.

 

[Bronco70]

It's not about me, bro. Can you believe it?

No.

Explain.

It's always about you, Arch.