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Papa Johns tastes like mule spit mixed with shaved ******* cheese and on-the-vine fermented gonad toppings. Plus their website is such a PITA that I finally refused to order again after having issues at least 20 out of 20 tries. Spending 1.5 hours ordering a pizza and dealing with their endless defects isn't worth it.

One time I didn't have the option of delivery or pickup, and previously had it on delivery by default (I'm obviously not picking up) and it switched to pickup on the confirmation with no warning. I couldn't change it on the website -dumb- so I called the shop who couldn't change it to delivery because apparently the system is holy and a manager can't deviate from protocol by giving a box of food to a driver and letting me send him back with the $1.50 delivery fee. That's way too complicated for Mr. Johns, so they gave me 1-800-screw-customerservice, which placed me on hold for five minutes before hanging up accidentally. Call back and I'm instructed to call the shop that couldn't help me but now magically can. Called the shop and peon couldn't help me, again. Request the manager, who is an imbecile and sends me back to 1-800-wedon't-wantyourbusiness. Ten more minutes later and they can finally switch my order to delivery.

That was just one of at least 20 times trying to order their ******* pie.


I have a solution for situations like this...

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For real though
 
You guys wannna know what bothers me?

When someone calls it Za.


"Ai bruh lets grab some za."

****ing douchy hipster statuemen.


£¥£ Retiring at 20,000 £¥£

I had no idea this even existed.

I'm disappointed in you for knowing about it at all.
 
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