Random no context movie quotes

[Zombie]

Not from a movie but still

In eternity, where there is no time, nothing can grow. Nothing can become. Nothing changes. So Death created time to grow the things that it would kill. And you are reborn, but into the same life that you've always been born into. I mean, how many times have we had this conversation, detectives? Well, who knows? When you can't remember your lives, you can't change your lives, and that is the terrible and the secret fate of all life. You're trapped by that nightmare you keep waking up into.

 

[candrew]

You had best un**** yourself or l will unscrew your head and **** down your NECK!!!!

 

[Scat]

He once got our dead battery goin' by mixin' bird feces and spit, cause there's like acids in it, eh?

 

[Keefe]

You ****ing people.

 

[gandalfe]

It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!

 

[Keefe]

Check the tower logs, for Christ’s sake.

 

[bigb]

Hey Dad, wanna have a catch?

 

[bigb]

Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash!

 

[bigb]

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!

 

[bigb]

I say **** you Jobu! I do it myself!

 

[gandalfe]

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

 

[infection]

“**** you, **** you, **** you... you cool... and **** you. I’m out!”

 

[Darkwing Duck]

I say **** you Jobu! I do it myself!

So Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka, recently of the Tokyo Giants, knocks himself cold for the second time this week. Maybe in Japan that's better than catching the ball. Personally, I think he's just trying to get out of the lineup.

 

[Greasy84]

You can't really dust for vomit.

 

[Rubashov]

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

I've used that one at work

 

[infection]

Keep that dog from dribblin’ on my seats.

 

[gandalfe]

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs!

 

[One Brow]

I'm sorry, Debbie can't talk right now. She's got my dick in her mouth.
(hangs up)
God, I love wrong numbers.

 

[One Brow]

This may be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. (pause) Maybe we should shoot him.

 

[Scat]

I'm sorry, Debbie can't talk right now. She's got my dick in her mouth.
(hangs up)
God, I love wrong numbers.

Not necessarily a fan of this show but love this scene!!