Report - Simmons Won't Report

[TheGoldStandard]

I’ll play along with the OP. If it’s a pure hypothetical, I’d trade Royce for him.

I'd trade Jazzyfresh for him.

 

[latin jazz]

I'd trade Jazzyfresh for him.

Negative trade value right there. You'd proabbly have to include 8 1st rounders, Vivint Arena, the dancers, Ryan Smith's first born and a churro concession stand. Maybe they pick up the phone.

 

[homeytennis]

Negative trade value right there. You'd proabbly have to include 8 1st rounders, Vivint Arena, the dancers, Ryan Smith's first born and a churro concession stand. Maybe they pick up the phone.

You mean they won't trade him for Oni straight up?

 

[Shad]

He's going to sit out this season and go for another Rookie of the Year Award the following year

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

Negative trade value right there. You'd proabbly have to include 8 1st rounders, Vivint Arena, the dancers, Ryan Smith's first born and a churro concession stand. Maybe they pick up the phone.

I wouldn't give up Ryan's first born. Mel Brooks said it best...

 

[One Brow]

The Simmons Won't Report

Simmons won't learn to shoot
Simmons won't make free throws consistently
Simmons won't get along with his teammates
Simmons won't take responsibility
Simmons won't win a championship

 

[latin jazz]

You mean they won't trade him for Oni straight up?

If you include Jazzyfresh in the deal? Hell no. That's a dealbreaker.

 

[TheGoldStandard]

Negative trade value right there. You'd proabbly have to include 8 1st rounders, Vivint Arena, the dancers, Ryan Smith's first born and a churro concession stand. Maybe they pick up the phone.

Still tempting at that price.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I think Minny should throw a real offer out there. BS and KAT would work well. I’m not the biggest Edwards believer so if they put him in the deal (likely to a third team for something really good) I’d probably get that done.

 

[enchilada_style]

Found the inside scoop while digging through Sixers reddit

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Simmons jump shot has yet to report, why should Simmons?

 

[NAOS]

Found the inside scoop while digging through Sixers reddit

That would be an interesting spot for him. But I have no idea who Denver is sending out for him in that deal.

yeah, just checked the salaries. I call ******** on this one.