What is red vs blue week?
Reno is no excuse for feigning ignorance about the hardest line of public division in Utah.
When I had to make my choice, I was already a RM with two years of hardcore brainwashing crammed between my ears, stuffed up my nose, down my throat and up my butt. I analyzed my plight and realized that if I went to BYU I'd just end up being a rebel for life. At least, at the U of U, I'd be rebelling against things that deserved to be rebelled against.
So I'm a Utah Man, Sir. And I wear the Red during Red and Blue week. And I rebel against leftwing socialism while I smile at rightwing JP Morgan/Chase, Goldman Sachs bought and paid-for political ideology. . . . .
Ah, hell, I'm all messed up. I rebel against everything.