I make a mean sugar cookie, sugar.
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I make a mean sugar cookie, sugar.
That went on a date with IzeofLight? No sir, I think this was even before I joined the board.
I'm going to be traveling the country, mountain biking, and doing cool ****.
Suck it nerds.
Does having the attention of many men on a sports internet message board satisfy your innate womanly need for attention?
Beantown
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This is a problem though, women get married then they feel like they don't have to "try" as hard. Then they get fat. Then their husband cheats on them. Then the girl is just fat and single with 2 kids. A far too common story. Luckily my wife is not of these, but my I can't say the same for a lot of my friends.
It isn't luck, friend. I hear the Native People's will do a death dance and sacrifice three sober girls (used to be virgins, but ya, that's just not happening anymore) to Elder Sways On Foot if their free government money is a day late. Can you imagine what they'd do if she got fat? /shudder Besides, it's nigh impossible to get fat on a diet of maize and roasted beaver.
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You're not yet part of the "1%" huh?
Proper white floss does help freshen things up
Women who stay thin still get cheated on. Women who gain weight often don't.
Still, your wife is lucky that she can hold on to your fidelity as long as she watches her weight. I mean, what person doesn't love to be told "I'll be here for you as long as you are thin"?
Luckily for his wife he never said any such thing and you are just making baseless assumptions!
Just applying his own logic to him.
There was no logic there. Just something he has seen a lot and something I have seen as well.
The logic of blaming the wife's weight for the husbands infidelity. I mean, I know you buy into that whole notion that men lack all ability to control themselves, so it's up to the woman to be attractive/not attractive (depending on context), but I don't.
Aside from your insanely absurd notion about my opinion of men. I do not see where he was laying blame anywhere. He is relating a story that he has seen. You seem to be the only one interested in blame here.
So, you think he mentioned wives gaining weight, next referred to husbands having sex outside the marriage, connected the two with the word "then", and yet did not mean that the former was in any way responsible for the latter? That explains so much about you.