I haven't read a PG_AB post for months but somehow, in that time, he's gotten ultra "hood". An internet persona changing before our very eyes.
ROFL, Dunno how i ever left any other impression, if you thought otherwise, you've been duped, thats me, I choose to appear this way too, I could choose to edit and grammar check this, but thats not me, this isnt some dissertation, Im blazed as **** right now, just like.. all day, everyday... so many 20-somethings project this fake certainty, ******** professionalism attitude, **** that, im so sick of ****in those dudes girlfriends im here complaining to you mindless trolls.
I know where i came from and i know where im going, and quite honestly you couldn't stop my momentum with anything less than a bullet. so i'm quick to tell people my story and then let them know 'a
nd you still cant tell me ****', laugh all you want, I play the game by the rules, I have nothing to hide. I welcome any hate you can aim at me, that ****s pure unfiltered comedy, I've already accomplished the goals I thought would take 'a lifetime', years ago. its take millions of years for a diamond to shine, It took me about 19 and thats just how i feel.
May God strike me down if im lying, ill die laughing. They'll play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egY8rUpxqcE at the service, no matter what.
The average person my age is woefully in debt, Im running laps around this market, every single year, and i trained myself,
My favorite thing is when someone asks me 'so where did you go to college' and i respond 'Im a highschool dropout' most people my age are caught so far off guard they dont know what to say next.
Ive been listening to Ol Dirty ******* since elementary school... I was in and out of group homes as a kid, my parents were drug addicts, Ive got tons of hood stories that border unbelievable. I was once in a juvenile detention center in the Bronx (that have now been deemed unsafe) with 400 minorities and was the only white person in the entire locked down facility(not an exaggeration). The barber who shaved my head at this place, said he's never cut white peoples hair before.
I did just watch Menace II Society the other day, and O-Dog is still my favorite character, that could possibly explain the recent hoodness... I dont have any tattoo's and the old polish lady at the gas station tells me i look like John Maier, So i definitely dont come off as hood to everyone.
could it be this Atomic Northern Lights im puffing on?