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Hey Kicky....

Kicky, I'll go on the record by saying that you need to give her a booty call, get her to come over, give it to her nasty (or as nasty as you're capable of) and then kick her the **** out and tell her "I hope you die."

Unless it was amicable and you hope to perhaps get back together. In that case, just jump off a bridge because that's pathetic as all hell.
 
The whole thing just breaks my heart. I'm so sorry.
 
Send her a telegram that says she has AIDS now. And that you faked EVERY climax. That'll show that loose skank hog.
 
Sorry to hear that kicky. Sometimes you just have to remind yourself that this is just a thing and that other things will come your way, good and bad, as time goes on. The challenge is to handle the good times with humility and the tough times with aplomb.

And it has to be considered a bright side that you made enough money in the first place to even be able to consider a $50k downgrade, no matter what the reason.
 
bordelais7 said:
I must have missed this somewhere...where are you moving to?
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If I recall correctly, it was the Phoenix area.

Kicky, keep your head up. My longtime girlfriend just prior to meeting my wife did me similarly. I was crushed, pissed, depressed, etc. right afterwards but within 3 months I started dating the future Mrs. Scat and we have been married now for 22 years. In hind sight, marrying the girlfriend would have been a disaster of epic proportions. It all works out in the end.
 
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Well, if you're desperate for mediocre company for the Jazz home opener, I'm in Mesa until Saturday morning.
 
Bronco70 said:
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.






Then pour that lemonade into her gas tank.
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Dish soap is far more effective. A good pint of dishsoap and that sucker is ****ed.
 
How about you don't listen to the crazy old woman ^^.

Revenge is a dish best served with a helping of V.D., pooh smeared on vehicles/houses/cats, anonymous photoshopped pictures of despicable acts with knot-holes/Toy Story figurines/meat grinders, etc.

I happen to be an expert in this field, and would love to help out. Please, call me.
 
The cliche "all things happen for a reason" seems to ring true for me mysteriously, throughout my life. Events like these are pivotal, and you really don't know what immeasurable positive impacts these could have down the line. Try to keep your head up, keep on going strong from a day-to-day basis. You're a smart guy, and you have limitless things going for you from hat I have gathered from creeping these forum discussions for a while. Hang in there, fella. All will be well, maintain your hope.
 
Kicky, there is a website I can't disclose on jazzfanz. Basically, you submit inapproriate pics your lady sent you for all to see online. I say return the favor.
 
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