Things your significant other does that drives you cray

[Dr. Jones]

I tried. She didn't buy it.

Perhaps if one of us tried explaining it?

 

[Jamezz]

Perhaps if one of us tried explaining it?

Nasty

 

[bigb]

Perhaps if one of us tried explaining it?

Is this an attempt at my sloppy seconds?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Is this an attempt at my sloppy seconds?

Would that be okay?
Because if not, no.

 

[bigb]

Do you like being laughed at? You gotta remember she's been dealing with my greatness for 15 years. After that, second best just won't cut it.

 

[candrew]

Wife gets a job for the first time after 12+ years of marriage in January.

Wife demands new car for new job in February.

Wife quits new job in April.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Wife gets a job for the first time after 12+ years of marriage in January.

Wife demands new car for new job in February.

Wife quits new job in April.

Did she get the car?
If so, she needs to post here.

 

[candrew]

Did she get the car?
If so, she needs to post here.

Of course

 

[Dr. Jones]

Of course

log her in, please.

 

[Red]

Never tightens the caps on bottles of soda. Never. Does not understand the concept.

When taking corners driving, always take the corner wide enough to be fully in the opposite lane.
They say no man knows the time and place.
Well, neither do I. But it will be a head on collision.

 

[fishonjazz]

Wife gets a job for the first time after 12+ years of marriage in January.

Wife demands new car for new job in February.

Wife quits new job in April.

What kind of car she get bruh?

 

[Miggs]

Doesn't clean up after herself. IE, she's a slob.
Can't drive.
Thinks she eats healthy but she doesn't.
Sits on her phone while we watch DVR'ed stuff that I've already seen.
Doesn't smoke sausage like a good girl should.

 

[candrew]

What kind of car she get bruh?

2014 Honda Odyssey - got a "great price" because it was an overstock

 

[fishonjazz]

2014 Honda Odyssey - got a "great price" because it was an overstock

They always get a "great price"

That's how they justify buying so much ****

It was on sale for such a great deal though. I couldn't not get it

 

[candrew]

They always get a "great price"

That's how they justify buying so much ****

It was on sale for such a great deal though. I couldn't not get it

All I know is it really looks great sitting in my ****ing driveway 23 hours a day.

 

[Dr. Jones]

hypochondriac

drives me insane...

 

[moevillini]

Doesn't smoke sausage like a good girl should.

easy enough to buy - don't they sell it on street corners in your neck of the woods?

 

[Miggs]

easy enough to buy - don't they sell it on street corners in your neck of the woods?

I don't live in the woods, good sir.

 

[Beer]

So I've been gone a while, this board sucks butt during the off season. But, as far as my wife goes she has been great for the last few months. Only a few BS blow ups, not being too absurd, its been very nice. Love her crazy *** to death.

Wish I had something more for you guys.

 

[Dr. Jones]

So I've been gone a while, this board sucks butt during the off season. But, as far as my wife goes she has been great for the last few months. Only a few BS blow ups, not being too absurd, its been very nice. Love her crazy *** to death.

Wish I had something more for you guys.

Negged.