Report - Simmons Won't Report

[Nate505]

Nothing realistic. He is a loser player of the highest order.

 

[bigmike]

Not sure I'd trade anything for him. Feels like an "addition by subtraction" kinda guy.

 

[framer]

Couldn't happen to a better player or fanbase. Inject this straight into my veins!!

 

[infection]

I’ll play along with the OP. If it’s a pure hypothetical, I’d trade Royce for him.

 

[TheGoldStandard]

I’ll play along with the OP. If it’s a pure hypothetical, I’d trade Royce for him.

I'd trade Jazzyfresh for him.

 

[latin jazz]

I'd trade Jazzyfresh for him.

Negative trade value right there. You'd proabbly have to include 8 1st rounders, Vivint Arena, the dancers, Ryan Smith's first born and a churro concession stand. Maybe they pick up the phone.

 

[homeytennis]

Negative trade value right there. You'd proabbly have to include 8 1st rounders, Vivint Arena, the dancers, Ryan Smith's first born and a churro concession stand. Maybe they pick up the phone.

You mean they won't trade him for Oni straight up?

 

[Shad]

He's going to sit out this season and go for another Rookie of the Year Award the following year

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

Negative trade value right there. You'd proabbly have to include 8 1st rounders, Vivint Arena, the dancers, Ryan Smith's first born and a churro concession stand. Maybe they pick up the phone.

I wouldn't give up Ryan's first born. Mel Brooks said it best...

 

[One Brow]

The Simmons Won't Report

Simmons won't learn to shoot
Simmons won't make free throws consistently
Simmons won't get along with his teammates
Simmons won't take responsibility
Simmons won't win a championship

 

[latin jazz]

You mean they won't trade him for Oni straight up?

If you include Jazzyfresh in the deal? Hell no. That's a dealbreaker.

 

[TheGoldStandard]

Negative trade value right there. You'd proabbly have to include 8 1st rounders, Vivint Arena, the dancers, Ryan Smith's first born and a churro concession stand. Maybe they pick up the phone.

Still tempting at that price.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I think Minny should throw a real offer out there. BS and KAT would work well. I’m not the biggest Edwards believer so if they put him in the deal (likely to a third team for something really good) I’d probably get that done.

 

[enchilada_style]

Found the inside scoop while digging through Sixers reddit

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Simmons jump shot has yet to report, why should Simmons?

 

[NAOS]

Found the inside scoop while digging through Sixers reddit

That would be an interesting spot for him. But I have no idea who Denver is sending out for him in that deal.

yeah, just checked the salaries. I call ******** on this one.

 

[SteakNEggs]

Lol what a DB

 

[hgb]

At the same time, Wiggins is still not taking his vaccine, which seems to mean that unless he does, he's more or less finished with the Warriors. Can't practice with the team, can't play home games.

Feels like Wiggins for Simmons straight up, plus some picks heading Philly's way might be an option. Could be the Warriors give up some young piece, like Moody or Wiseman.

 

[gandalfe]

At the same time, Wiggins is still not taking his vaccine, which seems to mean that unless he does, he's more or less finished with the Warriors. Can't practice with the team, can't play home games.

Feels like Wiggins for Simmons straight up, plus some picks heading Philly's way might be an option. Could be the Warriors give up some young piece, like Moody or Wiseman.

Kyrie is also refusing the vaccine, which also means no home games or practices for him.

 

[hgb]

Kyrie is also refusing the vaccine, which also means no home games or practices for him.

Yeah, maybe it's gonna be Kyrie for Simmons... I do believe Wiggins will come through at some point. He hoped for his religious exemption (WTF?), but now that it's out of the question, I figure he'll just man up and take the vaccine.

Seeing all of this from the relatively peaceful and not-polarized-to-death part of the world that is Norway is baffling, truly. The US had almost 50% vaccinated when we had, what? 20%, and probably less. Now we have 76% (one dose), 66% (fully) to the USA's 63/54, but not only that, that curve is _flat_, while we've just started on our <16s.

It's also interesting how Norway at no point has had anything even looking like a vaccine mandate. There are some guidelines giving health care employers the right to repurpose unvaccinated employees (very, very few) to non-contact jobs, but no one is getting fired. This has been very much intentional all along, with the theory that making the vaccine actually (realistically) voluntary will make more people take it. I think it's worked, but I do understand how it might not in a country as far gone into internal feuding as the US is.