Government to shut down at Midnight

[Alfalfa]

at least 25 million 772 thousand 342. I mean it might be 25,772,343. We're not sure EXACTLY but it's at least 25,772,342, not a single person less than that.

I'm dying here. It's like when I would make up a story to get out of trouble as a kid. Add a lot of very specific details!

 

[gandalfe]

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/how-president-trump-is-like-a-terrible-poker-player/