The Random Question Thread

[VINYLONE]

I don't have an iphone because, see, I'm not some pretentious hack.

Having an iphone makes one a pretentious hack? Interesting. I never knew that...now I know.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

No problem, anything I can do to help.

 

[VINYLONE]

Actually, you didn't help. You just made me realize how much of a ****face you are.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Actually, you didn't help. You just made me realize how much of a ****face you are.

I can't see the name you're calling me.

 

[VINYLONE]

So, on the last board, someone made a musical recommendation to me. El Guincho. I think it was Kicky, but I don't remember. Was it one of you folks? If so, thank you.

 

[Archie Moses]

Does Vinylone wish that I were dead?

 

[VINYLONE]

Absolutely not. Bro. That would be horrible for your family. Besides, the more idiots we have here on the board, the more lulz there are.

 

[Archie Moses]

Does Raspberry Delight wish that hopper was dead?

 

[David Stern]

How does vinyl have rep?

 

[VINYLONE]

How does VINYLONE not have more rep?

 

[Archie Moses]

Am I one of the worst posters to ever join jazzfanz?

 

[VINYLONE]

Whatever happened to RJF?

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Why does VinylOne not respond to my PM's?

 

[Hopper]

Does Raspberry Delight wish that hopper was dead?

Well, I gitz messages from his sorry *** sayin he does, most every damn day, eh, Archie? Don't go believin it, tho. He LOVES my ***. That's what bothers me, know what I'm sayin?

 

[Archie Moses]

Does the chicken have large talons?

 

[Archie Moses]

Well, I gitz messages from his sorry *** sayin he does, most every damn day, eh, Archie? Don't go believin it, tho. He LOVES my ***. That's what bothers me, know what I'm sayin?

It must be the same type of love that KEK shows for me. Kinda like an older brother, eh?

 

[Hopper]

It must be the same type of love that KEK shows for me. Kinda like an older brother, eh?

With Bum bein the kid brutha, yeah, I spoze sumthin likez that, except....

Well, lemme putz it this here way, eh?: Who, I ax ya, would even begins ta think that a perv like Bum would haves any kinda scruples whatsover about incest, see what I'm sayin?

 

[TroutBum]

Does Raspberry Delight wish that hopper was dead?

More than can be put into words.

 

[Archie Moses]

Have you ever been arrested?

 

[Hopper]

Have you ever been arrested?

Like theys actually enybuddy who aint been, Archie?