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Metamucil, twice a day. I do this and 99% of the time it's a one-wipe affair. Often, the wipe is purely ceremonial.

I voted third party in the last two presidential elections. I am absolutely done with the shenanigans of the two major parties.

I've met babe, and can state, unequivocally, that he is not 30. Sent from the JazzFanz app

I can barely wait for society to eventually implode from this kind of *********. We are, collectively, doing everything we can to make sure that everyone hates everyone else and we all stay mad, all the time. Congrats, Cousins. You're a genius. **** people. Sent from the JazzFanz app

The All Star game used to be entertaining, at least, but it's become pretty awful, IMO. Summer league is more gripping. Sent from the JazzFanz app

We're overlooking the fact that the equipment manager's name is Testi. Obviously, he comes to the table with a bad attitude. Sent from the JazzFanz app

Really they're all pretty good dudes, I'm not sure how I would go about ranking them. Trout and Gameface are the only persons I've interacted with above and beyond poker. I consider them both friends (they may or may not agree). Trout and I had lunch with babe once. He's a very interesting...

Basically, I've met the poker crowd and babe. I'll probably forget someone, so my apologies in adavance: Trout Babe Gameface Fish bigb franklin babyPeterzz Numberica UB Honz UGLI Archie Jason Dr Jones Red Roach Jamezz

You completely lost me here, babe.

We're talking about the academy awards, right? A bunch of millionaire attention whores patting themselves on the back. You'll have to excuse me if I'm having a difficult time giving a ****. I think I'll save my indignation for a circumstance that demonstrates some sort of impact on regular...

I play poker with a group of guys who use cards that are red/white on a black background. Drives me bat**** crazy. Sent from the JazzFanz app

The Academy Awards should go away completely. Great job, actors and directors. Thanks for being the most important people who contribute the least. Sent from the JazzFanz app

Oh nose! Someone is talking about something other than the mighty BYU! Sent from the JazzFanz app

As a Giants fan, I'm pretty excited. I think our pitching staff will be stronger (hopefully Cueto and Samardzija will be able to regain their mojo and Cain will find a groove) and we filled a major need in the outfield with Denard Span. Also, it's an even numbered year, so that usually seems...

I like this one too, though... What do you call a guy that always hangs around with musicians? The drummer. Sent from the JazzFanz app

I tried to have a new bassist joke for each show we played... Did you hear about the drummer that locked his keys in the car? He had to use a coat hanger to get the bassist out. Sent from the JazzFanz app

Our bassist was very good. By far the most talented guy in the band. Sent from the JazzFanz app

This one is from my first band where I (thankfully) just played guitar. Not the best, I know, but I figure what's the point of creating something if you are to chicken **** to show it to anyone. [video=youtube_share;szrSKHp9qMM]https://youtu.be/szrSKHp9qMM

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