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For those of you who still don't think DL messed up the math or that its impossible for this type of thing to happen... let me just tell you how this goes:
- There is a front office person who likely is in charge of cap math and planning.... may not be all they do but it is something they do. Who knows how good they are, but lets assume they identified the issue of "we are going to be really close to the tax if we use the full MLE and retain our guys". He brings up said issue to DL and Zanik (an agent... not a capologist). They say thank you for bringing this up.
-DL then go and meet with Favs, JC, and they say negotiate a number. Its a little high but JZ and DL want to close the deal.
- The cap accountant (probably a guy named Melvin) then says... "hey guys... we have a cap problem here... we will be just over the tax". DL and Zanik then say "Hey Melvin... that's what we pay you then big bucks for... make it work." Melvin then goes to his desk... thinks we can trade Tucker to get some cap relief but its not enough. DL and Zanik do it... but its still a math problem of how to make it work.
- DL starts to catch on this is a real problem... goes to Ryan "Hey Ryan that ****ing bean counter Murray or Murphy or whatever the hell his name is says we are over the tax and can't do much about it. He really messed this up." Ryan then goes... "you mean to tell me we traded like 15 second round picks and backup centers... so that we could sign a good backup center... and now we are still in the tax?"
- Rift starts....
- Ryan then talks with buddy Danny Ainge about this.... Danny to Ryan "Look Ryan DL is a great dude. I've loved taking advantage.... errrrr working with him over the years, but he's more a touchy feely relationship guy and doesn't get bogged down by the details... he also has a weird obsession with hand pads... gives the longest handshakes."
- Resentment builds.
- Team doesn't win, has clear holes, is over the tax, Ryan now sees the full implications of his luxury tax issue to keep this **** together....
-DL steps down to an advisory role he has been thinking about for years.
- There is a front office person who likely is in charge of cap math and planning.... may not be all they do but it is something they do. Who knows how good they are, but lets assume they identified the issue of "we are going to be really close to the tax if we use the full MLE and retain our guys". He brings up said issue to DL and Zanik (an agent... not a capologist). They say thank you for bringing this up.
-DL then go and meet with Favs, JC, and they say negotiate a number. Its a little high but JZ and DL want to close the deal.
- The cap accountant (probably a guy named Melvin) then says... "hey guys... we have a cap problem here... we will be just over the tax". DL and Zanik then say "Hey Melvin... that's what we pay you then big bucks for... make it work." Melvin then goes to his desk... thinks we can trade Tucker to get some cap relief but its not enough. DL and Zanik do it... but its still a math problem of how to make it work.
- DL starts to catch on this is a real problem... goes to Ryan "Hey Ryan that ****ing bean counter Murray or Murphy or whatever the hell his name is says we are over the tax and can't do much about it. He really messed this up." Ryan then goes... "you mean to tell me we traded like 15 second round picks and backup centers... so that we could sign a good backup center... and now we are still in the tax?"
- Rift starts....
- Ryan then talks with buddy Danny Ainge about this.... Danny to Ryan "Look Ryan DL is a great dude. I've loved taking advantage.... errrrr working with him over the years, but he's more a touchy feely relationship guy and doesn't get bogged down by the details... he also has a weird obsession with hand pads... gives the longest handshakes."
- Resentment builds.
- Team doesn't win, has clear holes, is over the tax, Ryan now sees the full implications of his luxury tax issue to keep this **** together....
-DL steps down to an advisory role he has been thinking about for years.