Is Burke really any better than Jimmer?

[b_line]

True story: one time I bought breakfast burritos for all the people who work for me. The wife if my Mexican friend from Guatemala (his name is luis) starts eating the burrito, and it falls apart like burritos sometimes do. Then this other guy we work with is like, "you would think that you if all people would know how to eat a burrito" then she's like "what's that supposed to mean?" And the other guy said: "just thought Luis would have taught you how to pack a taco!"

 

[addictionary]

What the sheet is going on?

 

[fallenchicken]

This thread made me dumber.

You got to be careful what threads you click on now-a-days. It's a plague.

A plague of dumbness.

 

[NUMBERICA]

You found the caps button. Applause! (who cares) I mean seriously! This is a sports forum. Guy acts like I'm entering an essay to win a collegiate scholarship! SMH

You want to call other people idiots? You might want to learn how your language works first. After that, you might want to have a point that doesn't suck dog ****.

 

[jiggamanjazz]

You got to be careful what threads you click on now-a-days. It's a plague.

A plague of dumbness.

Thank you Lloyd

 

[jiggamanjazz]

I asked the lady working the mexican food cart by Sears what the difference was between her tacos and Betos. She said her tacos wouldn't give me the ****es! Then I went home and got the ****es and that was it for mexican food for me!

 

[jiggamanjazz]

You want to call other people idiots? You might want to learn how your language works first. After that, you might want to have a point that doesn't suck dog ****.

Sigh. Maybe this guy needs an intervention. The angst! I can hear the pounding on the keyboard! Chills

 

[jiggamanjazz]

All over capital letters lol

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

I had a Mexican once... name was Russell.

A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying. Did he make all your fantasies come true? Even the one where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?

 

[QuinSnydersHair]

you guys are idiots... im not propping up jimmer in the slightest... Im saying trey stinks you FOOLS!

Hotnikkkkkkkk?????

 

[fishonjazz]

A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying. Did he make all your fantasies come true? Even the one where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?

Whoa

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

That's completely plagiarized on my part, it is a song from the Bloodhound Gang, I assumed that's what Avery was referencing when he said "name was Russell".