I'd like a quesarito with extra cheese, two soft tacos...
Oh wait, you don't work at Taco Bell?
They use fake beef, Monica. That place is a sewer.
No, sorry man! I don't know your mom!
*mom joke* = acceptance, IMO. Welcome aboard, My Jigga.
Or $125,999,999 tacos and b-lines mom... amirite majigga?
But his mom is a Mexican, remember? Who would want to, you know, do... Things...?
Thank you Lloyd
Is this Jigga Jones?
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying. Did he make all your fantasies come true? Even the one where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?
Um, QFT? Either way, I'm slightly turned on.