Wow. Cougar fans aren't going to like this......

[Scat]

This reminds me of the time my little brother threw a fit and quit playing T-ball because he couldn't move up to little league with me. Sure, I tried to humor him by throwing him a few pitches now and then, but all it did was make him realize he sucked, and his true place in the world would always be T-ball. He's now 36 and coaching his son's T-ball team. Whenever they have fielding practice, he takes several swings, only to hit the T and knock the ball off each time. After a few minutes, he calls in one of the 6 year olds to "finish up" for him. Then he goes home and cries into his pillow.

This is BYU's destiny.

T-Ball has pussified the American male. T-Ball should be banned in all 50 states!!

 

[C l u t c H 385]

Damn it. I thought this thread was going to be about older woman.

It was gonna be bad news though. Dodged a bullet.

 

[freakazoid]

Damn it. I thought this thread was going to be about older woman.

Nope. Bigger.


Much, much BIGGER.

in other cults, these would be known as "Bordy" panties.

Everywhere else, they are known as Gordies underdoodies.

 

[CONAN]

This reminds me of the time my little brother threw a fit and quit playing T-ball because he couldn't move up to little league with me. Sure, I tried to humor him by throwing him a few pitches now and then, but all it did was make him realize he sucked, and his true place in the world would always be T-ball. He's now 36 and coaching his son's T-ball team. Whenever they have fielding practice, he takes several swings, only to hit the T and knock the ball off each time. After a few minutes, he calls in one of the 6 year olds to "finish up" for him. Then he goes home and cries into his pillow.

Nice family moment there.

 

[freakazoid]

Nice family moment there.

Thanks. I'm still a virgin, but look forward to marrying my sister/cousin when she turns 14.

Good times. (unless she objects)

Then it will be great times.

 

[CONAN]

Thanks. I'm still a virgin, but look forward to marrying my sister/cousin when she turns 14.

Good times. (unless she objects)

Then it will be great times.

Best of luck.

 

[freakazoid]

Got any daughters?

Maybe we can work a trade.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

How badly is Notre Dame going to beat UTah? I didn't even realize they were playing this year. It's going to suck when you guys lose to multiple teams with Freshman quarterbacks.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Regarding qb's, Ryan Mallett is going to be a bust and a half in the NFL. I watched multiple games with him last year and he makes Drew Bledsoe look mobile. Add in the fact that he completed only 55% of his passes last year, and yeah, he's a lock to suck big time.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Hell, he may even be a lock to get drafted by the Raiders.

 

[CONAN]

Got any daughters?

Maybe we can work a trade.

I thought you guys tried to keep that stuff in-family, no?