Recent content by bordelais7

Nathaniel Buckner

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My dear, young, naive infection, I am disappointed that you have chosen to forsake your better judgment and your extensive message board training. Survival on JazzFanz is relatively simple if you just follow three basic rules: 1) Don't post pics with naughty bits, and absolutely no swears 2)...

While honored, I respectfully decline, and submit sexyjazzkitten69 as my replacement. Or "a". Go Jazz. Harpring Sucks.

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Just waiting for tatermoog to chime in about how Kirilenko never got a thank you letter.

Oof. Diversity!

The Michael Jordan of sandwiches. Draft steal.

It took Karl Malone 13 seasons to miss as many games as the Jazz players are missing tonight. #takenote

Still haven't forgiven you for giving kicky the password to "Secret Chat"

Harpring Sucks

Standard One Brow. If studies show that the aggregate or averages show that racism is more noticeable or pronounced in one direction, it excuses any racism in the opposite direction. Your response to any example, hypothetical or otherwise, is to proclaim that "blacks have it worse". I suppose...

Sadly, I'm not hip enough to be part of the club. I've been relegated to throwing tomatoes from the sidelines. I'm confused as to what exactly you are "defending", however. It appears to me that you went on the attack, and that you have an advanced ability to conflate issues and rage wildly...

I wouldn't say frontrunner for "Worst Poster 2014", but you've got promise.

I'm impressed by the impeccable physical strength and agility that it must require to pat oneself on the back so vigorously while remaining balanced on such a lofty horse. Well done, gentlemen.