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Damn, my TV is on the blink again. It’s odd. I can get Knick games, but not any Jazz games. Why can’t I get any Jazz games on my TV? An electronics guy told me there are chips called Brunsons and DeVincenzos and Harts that allow me to see Knick playoff games. To watch Jazz games they need chips...

All patriotic, red-blooded Americans will never forget the glorious events of January 6th 2021. What a day! Glorious.

If you Jazz fans think Kessler or Lauri will be named NBA MVP, you don’t know basketball. I will tell you who will be the 2023/2024 NBA MVP….. Ben Simmons I have watched both Nets preseason games and Ben looks amazing. Gone is that shell-shocked soldier stare. He is now Jordan on the court...

Hello, Jazz fans, my name is Melo…you know me as the Jazz Killer…and I have officially retired. You Jazz fans will be happy. Never again will you see me score 32 against you in the blink of an eye. Never again will you see me crush your Championship dreams. You never won a championship with me...

Tried out my new TV last night. Now it is only half broken. 1. I looked to watch a Jazz playoff game…my new TV still does not get Jazz playoff games. 2. I looked to watch a Knicks playoff game…man, my TV was perfect. It clearly showed me the Knicks are world beaters. My God, last night we beat...

Billy Donovan Mitchell Robinson Cano See what I did there? I got four sports figures strung together. See if you can match it or beat it. Can only use names from sports.

Knicks in the playoffs (ho hum), so I bought a new TV. This one is a 73 foot (yes, foot, not inches…I needed a Chinook helicopter to get it in my TV room) and it is 4D, not 3D. A real beauty….but it is broken already! I watched the Knicks, Nets, Celtics, Warriors….a ton of playoff games; but...

I noticed something today. The Jazz record is 35-36. Wins are given first and losses is the second number given. That means you Jazz have lost more games than you’ve won. So I went and looked at the Knicks record — we are 42-31. We win most of our games. Why don’t you Jazz do that? If you want...

Dear Adam Silver, Before the All Star festivities begin in Utah, I am demanding that you move all All Star events out of Utah. There are obviously hundreds of reasons why you must do this, but I will give two: 1. Utah has never won a championship. All Star players win championships. Why would...

You had them, but not anymore. Let’s use this thread to list all ex Jazz players accomplishments. Last night — Joe Ingles single-handedly beats the Knicks. Joe had a carrier night 17 points. Couple of nights ago — Donovan Mitchell (remember him?) scores 71

All patriotic, red-blooded Americans will never forget the glorious events of January 6th 2021.

Simple question: After the fire sale, who do you miss most? Gobert Niang Ingles Rolls Royce Donovan

NBA turnover is quick and cruel. Five years ago Russell Westbrook was one of the five best players in NBA. Now he couldn’t even crack the Knicks lineup. So who will be the five best players in NBA five years from now? Easy list to make: Luka Doncic Victor Wembayana Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Ja...

Jazz next opponent is the Knicks, so I decided to watch some Knick games. I’ve watched every game for the past twenty five years, so that makes me an expert on this team. I also studied the Jazz. Here’s my scouting report for Tuesday night’s huge game. JAZZ: 1. A team that let all their stars...

Every time you see a player that knocks you out, place him on this list. Give us all a tip on who is a force to be reckoned with when they start NBA play. (And we'll come back here in four years and see who knows how to scout 'em.) The list so far: - Chet Holmgren...OKC - Feron Hunt...Knicks -...

Look, obviously if you are down by 33 in a game, the refs should just stop the game and say, "That's enough, the team that's down by 33 just go home. Game over." We can all see that is the right thing to do. But how about being down 33 in a playoff game?!? Don't you agree with me that...

Hey, Jazz, you get to play such and such team in the playoffs. Their All Star, best player, MVP candidate will not be playing..... ...and you will still lose the series. My God, what more do you Jazz want? Kawhi out. Luka out. Must the NBA say the other team can only play with three guys?

Talk of shipping Donovan out for Julius Randle is not just talk, folks. Look who was sitting courtside. I am sure he liked what he saw -- a playoff win. He's heading your way. You can have him.

OK, right now the Jazz are sitting fifth in playoff standings Western Conference. I am sure you will agree that's fair. That is where they should be. Now the problem arises when you look at a team like the Knicks. Knicks did not make the playoffs in the Eastern Conference but would have made...

You put five Will Smiths against the Jazz....the Jazz easily get b-slapped and lose.