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Hello 2004. Will you be any different under Ainge? I'm older now...wiser now... New uniforms are still unbelievably bad, right? And now we're tanking to get Victor Wembeyamba, cool. So this ain't your uncle's Jazz no more. But, we're not losing our religion, we're being remade in His image...

Sad sad day. I sit here in my soccer Gobert jersey, broken-hearted. They always **** over the loyal players. I’m gonna be back in SLC for 48 hrs in august. I’m building Rudy’s statue at the Gateway, next to Donovan’s mural. Let’s build The Stifle Tower and cry together.

Do me a favor, brohs. When the Jazz win tonight against Atlanta and Trey Jung's little brother mostachio, please listen to this song and you'll hear it's been our rally song since it was written more than 40 years ago. LETS GO JAZZ...YEAH YEAH LETS GO JAZZ

Well well well...we don't see this very often from the New York Times. The Gray Lady deigned to pay a few columns of tribute to the Jazz, but specifically to Jordan Clarkson's success as a Filipino NBAer. A nice article, and pretty neat to see how he has made the Jazz better known in the SE...

So I am having a religious experience with this Jazz team. I haven't felt so stirred by the Jazz since I was in middle school. I've started smoking weed and listening to lots of 311 again. I have bought into the notion that the Utah Jazz can -- with greater probability than ever before --...

I am making this thread for a few reasons. 1). It's happening. With all the talk about clutch dominance, and his play of late being just fire, he's gotta be selected by the coaches to be an All-Star this year. Fan votes are dweebs. 2). It couldn't happen to a more deserving player. We have all...

I don't have a lot of time to post chill-as-hell-UB-stylee content, but I was inspired to start this game thread because the Hornets logo is flat out disgusting: Is this a flying ant ******** out of a sad turtle's mouth? There is so much action happening in that insect's nether regions. I'm...

We don't talk enough about the man, who had class in spades. He died four years ago, had a rough time with the booze, but boy when the times were good, they were gooooood. I didn't even realize they made a documentary about him. The first preseason game is tomorrow, so I think starting our...

just saw the racist warriors fan push Lowry during last night’s game. Where is the outrage from the public about this clearly bigoted individual representing the entire Bay Area’s backwards views on race?

Waddup party people! Since I am going to the game tonight with wifey, I figured I'd make the game thread. I'm very torn. I don't know if I want the Jazz to tank or to fight through like they did last season. But I'm fairly sure I don't want to walk out of Barclays Center tonight with a...

I'm trying to remember the name of this old but cool online game where you'd try to solve puzzle levels by looking for clues in the page's source code and stuff? You would even copy and past images and alter them to find the clues. I remember playing it like ten years ago, and oldies are...

Kinda cool idea for the Jazz postseason... "Playing with house money" A la 2004 Detroit Pistons HUGE PICTURE warning (but Crawford's face tho) First, we don't get 4th seed. So we all like, wtf. Do what you do tho, Jazz. 5th seed and yo momma...

is streaming on adultswim.com atm, for those of you who have taste and are interested...

Classy gamethread. Party Favors is supposed to be back tonight??? Crazy mf'er named Ice Cube! Today won't be such a good day for the likes of uuuuu More like Ice Dude I prefer the quirky religion of Utah to LA's paedo-playhouse: Daddy, I hope the Jazz win so...

Gobert jersey finally arrived. I think this is a good omen. This should be a tough game for the Jazz, which if they win suggests they are capable of hanging with a top 5 offensive team. Can we get a salute finally?? Handsome Hill gonna do some damage: (just hopefully not to a...

Earlier today, kiri.de.carlos liked one of my old posts. It got me on a tour down memory lane, and I realized...jesucristo we used to have it good. We used to have Jarron Collins on our team. He never should have set foot on the basketball court, but his wisdom-beyond-his-years know-how, his...

Sup, dawggs. I was drifting in and out of consciousness at work today, and I stumbled across this thought, which I'd like to share with you. Have you ever noticed the letter J in the note logo looks like a square-root symbol? So the entire logo then starts to read as "square...

Never forget ;_; Faried is good-looking, tho. Luscious boy-toy, I bet: ...A man can dream. Seriously though, who tf even plays for Denver now? ~Get a JOB, you lazy Mile-High Hipsters~! PS: We win this game, and the streak "extends" to four games.

So it's inappropriate for me to post here without a full buzz on and a good amount of time to waste doing so. *conditions 1 and 2 met* PROCEED I'm seeking some advice here. It's a health emergency. As a man grows older, it's important to maintain perfect sexual health at all...

Oh heigh guys. I have been doing some other things, but hey strikes and gutters. I know I said I would quit JFz. But I am seriously addicted to faggery. And we all know that JFz is the epicenter of faggery. I ate a banana on my scrote today: Being away from Utah has given...