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  1. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Dem beautiful balls race

    We need a thread that keeps tabs on winners and losers and our position in the race to the bottom of the standings. I know the lottery picks have been weighted, but there are more balls in the bottom 7 than the bottom 9.
  2. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Samanic!?!?!?!

    This surely doesn't deserve it's own thread and I feel a little like YoungJefe right now but... SAMANIC SUCKS... Doesn't pass the ball. Isn't a super explosive athlete. Doesn't shoot it that well. Takes minutes away from other guys who should be playing. I like Johnny Juzang more than...
  3. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Team USA fails again, but is anyone that surprised?

    Team USA ousted by Germany probably belongs in the NBA forum but Walker Kessler was on the team and its big enough news. The team had nice players but where are the difference makers? Edwards and who else? KD, Lebron, etc are old. But the best we have to throw at the world is Reaves and...
  4. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Summer league extra tickets

    I have 4 tickets on the 9th row section 17 (just right of center court). We have soccer tournaments tonight so I won't be able to use them. I am going to put them on KSL but before I do, I thought I would reach out to yall to see if anyone wants them. If you buy online you will likely sit...
  5. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Fit next to Lauri

    Watching the finals has reminded me the importance of FIT. Stockton and Malone. Jordan and Pippen. Murray and Jokic. Butler and Bam. To a lessor degree Tatum and Brown. The splash Brothers. Many top contenders and championship teams have 2 guys who have grown together and can play off...
  6. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Best of the rest

    1. Markaanen 2. Kessler 3. Ochai 4. Clarkson (pending contract conversations) Hardy... Thats the core. But who are the other players you keep from this group? Who is the best of the rest? For me it is: 5. Dunn 6. Sexton Meh list.. 7. KO 8. THT 9. Fonteccchio Keep if you dont find...
  7. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Playoffs Thread

    We are going to the playoffs. That's my opinion because the team keeps refusing to tank. Our coach is too good to tank. We traded away 4 rotation players for diddley and signed some 10 days and it feels like production has possibly gone up. Dunn looks like a difference maker. Damian Jones...
  8. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Who is the Jazz player most likely to be traded in the next 10 days?

    Where there is smoke there is fire. There is clearly smoke with Vanderbilt, Beasley, Conley, and Gay. Then again, we all know that Danny sets out smoke screens. And sometimes he doesn't trade who you were thinking. So, who's it gonna be? Take an educated guess or a dart on the wall.
  9. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Mele the Kaliki to your makas

    Merry Christmas you hobos. Enjoy the warmth and glow of your yule logs. Go Jazz!
  10. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Release Gay so we can "Release" Ochai

    Give ALL of Rudy Gay's minutes to Ochai. Buy out Rudy. It's a half season discount at this point. He has a $6 million dollar player option he is sure to pick up next year... unless he just doesn't play. If he sits and Ochai plays, perhaps he will be more motivated to negotiate a release...
  11. The Jazz Wonderbra

    The Season is about to begin!!!

    The season starts tomorrow. I am having a bit of heartburn about it. I am sure I will watch the games, but I expect to sleep through most 3rd quarters at the least. So, where are yall at? Are you very excited about the season or looking for the fast forward button in for the draft & say...
  12. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Tank Comandoes

    Most of us are excited about having one of if not the worst record in the league. Instead of saying who should be starting, my question is who needs to be starting to drive the tank? What five players will be the 1st class Panzer division finishers? Who can we put in to change momentum during...
  13. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Thank You Spida Mitchell!!!

    I am saddened that no one has posted a best wishes to Donovan Mitchell. So, without further adieu... Best of Luck Donovan. You will be missed. TheJazzWonderbra's Favorite spida Memory: I have attended most summer league games since I was 13. I have been Jazzed about prospects from Raul...
  14. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Melotheknickskiller

    Where is MeloKnicksKiller? I almost miss him. He has been silent for months. The ultimate troll being quiet? Why? Oh yeah, it's because Danny Ainge is trolling all of NY. Danny has your panties in one hand and lunch money in the other. So, this one goes out for all the Melo posts over...
  15. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Lets say we keep Donovan...

    Let's say we keep Donovan... The Knicks don't want to give us unprotected. Other teams aren't offering what we want. What happens next? How do we build around Donovan? Does Spida demand a trade? Do we "let him heal" for picks? Hypothetical it up yo. I think there is a non-zero-sum chance...
  16. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Donovan's Defense

    Aight... So, coming out of college Donovan was considered a defensive minded guard who couldn't score. Crazy wingspan, quick feet, defensive leader on a defensive minded team. Then we gave him the keys to the offense and asked everyone to funnel everything to Gobert. Fast forward to the...
  17. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Danny Ainge values quality over character

    Danny Ainge seems to me like he doesn't care about attitudes, character, or signing players that only have a certain clean record. Quite the opposite in fact. Strong character's have been a part of Boston for the last 10 - 15 years. From 30,000 feet (and the past gets foggy of course) but it...
  18. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Heeeeeeeere's Johnny! Welcome Johnny Juzang.

    View: https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1540202244917919745?s=20&t=lHGP460P3qrJgSwydI8gRg We loved Ju-Zang so much that we spent nothing to get him. See you in the summer league. Good luck.
  19. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Eric Paschall

    This team lacks emotion, energy, toughness, and two way play. Enter Eric Paschall. Why in Zeus' Butthole would Paschall not help us for 10 minutes off the bench to bring some energy and bite in this series?
  20. The Jazz Wonderbra

    Dear Elizah...

    Dear Elizah, I wish you could have been my Valentine but it wasn't to be. Love, The Jazz Wonderbra (PS. Post this is a goodbye to our favorite female impersonating athlete on the Jazz).
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