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  1. TroutBum

    Crypto Thread! No PORN!

    Unless you’re @Gameface, you aren’t allowed any porn posts, drunk-posted or otherwise. But seriously, how come there is not a thread about crypto? I know tons of you are on the crypto train, so how about you post how awesome you are doing, tips, tricks, and advice…? Doge? ETH? Staking? How...
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    Erections Have Consequences

    Two things: 1) This thread is not an Asian joke. (I miss JazzFanatic) 2) I am in the hospital as I type this, about to welcome my FIFTH daughter into the world. Moral of the story: Adopt a son.
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    Don’t be jelly.

    You wish you had an original JF shirt like me. And I wish I knew how to post a picture correctly with my phone. Mobile sites are teh ghey.
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    Lucifer

    I was going to post this in the Netflix Recs thread, but I would really like to know your thoughts on this show. My two cents: Besides it being my favorite Alt of all time, It’s a pretty good show. I remember seeing a trailer for it when it first came out and I vividly recall being...
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    Hackers/Someone who knows how to find people, click here.

    Beavers and ducks.
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    How amazing will it be...

    When Bronco's last game as a Coug is a victory over the Utes?
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    Life is good.

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    Dante is a complete wuss.

    But he's not nearly as bad as the bitch-*** cry babies that went after Rev in that other thread. I just wanted to point out that the vast majority of those crying the hardest were Ute fans and/or gay. I'm not sure what that means, but there you go. Every single one of you has said FAR WORSE...
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    Attn Jazz Fanz:

    Do we have any cat lovers here? I'm moving back to the SLC today and just realized that I need to find someone to watch our savage killer cat until September, 1st. He's really not very affectionate, keeps to himself, and does his own thing. He's 100% indoor though, unfortunately. (Learned the...
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    Who here is buying silver?

    Besides Duck. $14.56/toz as of thirty seconds ago -- I started picking up 1oz rounds when it was just under $18.00 for ****s and giggles, and it's pretty addicting/fun to do. I know my 20 ounces or so aren't going to buy me a mansion, but it also won't break me if silver somehow tanks. I...
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    I was thinking about it the other day...

    How come nobody ever remembers Lucifer in their prayers? I mean, seriously, he's our brother, isn't he? Would you be offended if next Sunday someone prayed over the pulpit, "Please help our brother Lucifer find his way home", or something like that? Serious question.
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    Free Bass fishing tournament with yours truly...

    May 1st and 2nd, Utah Lake. My partner bailed last minute and I need someone in the boat with me. If you know how to fish, then let's go. There is no entry fee, the boat will be provided, there will be prizes, and it is going to be televised. Don't worry about not being a very good bass...
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    ******* dads.

    i need to vent for a minute. I'm sick and tired of ******* dads. There is a guy in my family who has two sons (that we know of) and both of them are pretty good kids. They both get good grades, they both have good jobs, they both have good girlfriends, go to church, are respectful, and are...
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    Breaking News!

    Since we were all let down by babe's conspiracy thread (still waiting on some proof, yo), I've got one for you: JazzInsider was not the HeavenHarris of old. He was, in fact, AintNuthin, or Hopper as he was later known. I know, I know, but hear me out. To the people that liked the old...
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    My lifetime Premium Membership expired...

    I'm pretty sure this is Obama's doing.
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    An error has occurred...

    This is the only site that it happens on, and it only happens when I'm using one of my iJunk devices; "An error has occurred, page reloading." -- of course, the page never actually reloads, it just stalls out until I hit the back button (refresh doesn't work either). Again, this is the only...
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    Bank robber shoots himself in the leg...

    https://www.ksl.com/?sid=33101778&sc=backtomobile The cop is lucky, the bank robber not so much. The saddest part about this is Jensen is my first cousin. He used to be such a good kid; drugs will F you up, no matter who you are.
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    The inventor of Furby Boom needs to rot in Hell.

    I had no ****ing clue what it was when we bought it. Had I known, I would have gladly spent my money on a years worth of barb wire colonoscopy treatments and still been happy about life. Who's bright idea was it to make a loud, obnoxious, "thinking", toy that has no OFF switch, NO volume...
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    When you're living right on and off the field...

    You don't lose to Oregon. *lol
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    Haven't these stupid asses caused enough problems?

    https://www.sltrib.com/news/1788985-155/peterson-restaurant-facebook-broadhead-police-post First, their idiot son takes a samurai sword to a job interview to "impress" them, swings it at a cop, runs away, and gets shot for being a dumb ***. Rather than take accountability for being a...
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